21 Dick Pics Everyone Definitely Wants To See
Dicks, eh? They're just funny. Funny in literally all circumstances. There are 69 different euphemisms for them, they are that funny. Don't even try to pretend you think otherwise.
Whether they're drawn in places they're really not meant to be, falling out of people's trousers unexpectedly, or actually not there at all, but it LOOKS like they are, penises are the most entertaining thing on this planet (second to sparkling content on Comedy Central's website, obvi).
To prove our point, we've rounded up the best dick pics on the internet (seriously, we've done our research) and if you can scroll through this list without lolling, we'll give your money back, no questions asked. You realise we've been taking your money all this time, right?
Things That Look Like A Dick
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