There's a terrible new One Direction tribute act called Four. The One Direction Army Are NOT Happy

Here’s what the whole kerfuffle is about:

I'm actually vomiting #STOPyouarenot1D pic.twitter.com/sfIsel4xaC

— hi harry (@nouissyndrome) January 4, 2015

@priciously @STYLATORARMY vomit ON them .. Can only make them prettier

— Liam follow me pls (@LenaHoranx3) January 4, 2015

@whatifo2l @STYLATORARMY I FEEL INSULTED. DISHONORED. OFFENDED. DISRESPECTED. WOUNDED. DISPLEASED.

— PCD. (@cometomelou) January 4, 2015

@STYLATORARMY THIS IS SO UGLY OMG IM CRUIONFDMMSK

— kymora/LINK IN BIO (@sparklymxndes) January 4, 2015

Compare them to an ugly toy

when u try to look like niall horan but fail & look like a cabbage patch doll #STOPyouarenot1D pic.twitter.com/fT7FmzO8yP

— rebecca (@spacedustnarry) January 5, 2015

And other ugly toys

"@usualhes: when you try to be niall but you end up looking like a troll doll #STOPyouarenot1D pic.twitter.com/D0XXfhEOym" @infinnitycory

— Natalie (@crashmyparty_LB) January 5, 2015

Use stills from popular youtubers’ videos to express your disgust

'one and only direction' '1D tribute band' 'one direction look alikes' *checks pics* *ME* #STOPyouarenot1D pic.twitter.com/yOEpvKaJrG

— Grace (@chubby_styles) January 5, 2015

Use pictures of 1D to visually backup your hate-points

"They're so cute" "They actually look like 1D" "They sound good" #STOPyouarenot1D #ArtistOfTheYearHMA One Direction pic.twitter.com/yv5Ookfaoa

— Dina // 79 (@Ziamshoodies) January 5, 2015

Saying anyone looks like Mr Bean is guaranteed insult-megalolz

When you're tryna be zayn from one direction and end up looking like Mr Bean #STOPyouarenot1D pic.twitter.com/kkqJpBlptL

— Mara Franulovic (@_francakes) January 5, 2015

And accurately comparing someone to a horse is just mean. Like, Mean Girls

Im crying  #STOPyouarenot1D pic.twitter.com/4HzlBy3THl

— Marian (@needyhoran) January 5, 2015

Compare a bunch of BOYS to a bunch of GIRLS! Ewwww!

The girls look better than wrong direction. #STOPyouarenot1D #ArtistOfTheYearHMA One Direction pic.twitter.com/5wjcMB59N9

— Harry Styles. (@Harry__Stylesr) January 5, 2015

Say they look like the cast of a wacky kids TV show, even though that wasn’t their intention!

That awk moment when you resemble the cast of Lazy Town more than One Direction... #STOPyouarenot1D pic.twitter.com/sxJexqIql1

— Mrs.All American (@5sos_miami_) January 5, 2015

Alas, the worst is here. Being compared to shitty retro technology

How to tell the difference between one direction and fake 1d wannabes #STOPyouarenot1D pic.twitter.com/NY1Lm9En5B

— Harry Styles (@1D_Infection188) January 5, 2015

Not sure what’s going on here but terrified nonetheless

"They actually look like 1d" Fandom: #STOPyouarenot1D #GlobalArtistHMA One Direction pic.twitter.com/CuVdNZ9cHd

— NoControl|OTRAT 7feb (@denise_R5) January 5, 2015

And diamonds and potatoes have something to do with it, apparently

#STOPyouarenot1D basically pic.twitter.com/fQB51k1CTJ

— tiffany ! (@60sniam) January 4, 2015

WTF is Voss water?

When you want Voss water but they give you great value instead #STOPyouarenot1D pic.twitter.com/hKEM1GTUTu

— FOLLOW ME LIAM ILY (@bieberftacm1d) January 4, 2015

Phew! Well, this is the offending band if you want to give them a bit of support: http://1directiontribute.com/