14 Things That Donald Trump Has Definitely Never Ever Said
They say a week's a long time in politics, but the last few days must seem like a lifetime for Donald Trump.
A disastrous TV debate appearance, pre-gamed by a pretty damning piece of candid footage, mean DT has had some pretty furious backpeddling to do. Seriously, think Nick Clegg quintupling student debt meets BP after a worldwide oil spill and you're only half way there.
So, we've trawled through the records*, unearthed every unaired transcript**, studied every article, interview, and YouTube clip*** to find...
The 14 things Donald Trump has definitely never said...
Things Donald Trump Has Definitely Never Said
Wikipedia / Comedy Central4 of 13
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Wikipedia / Comedy Central12 of 13
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Josh Pappenheim - @papsby
** More lies.
*** Even more lies.
Related: 21 Times Donald Trump Reared His Head In Pop Culture
21 Times Donald Trump Reared His Head In Pop Culture
Comedy Central/South Park1 of 21
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Paramount/Zoolander3 of 21
Fox/Home Alone 24 of 21
Pizza Hut5 of 21
Warner Bros./Two Weeks Notice6 of 21
HBO/Sex and the City7 of 21
Universal/The Little Rascals8 of 21
ABC/The Job9 of 21
Triumph/Ghosts Can't Do It10 of 21
McDonald's11 of 21
Buena Vista/Eddie12 of 21
CBS/The Nanny13 of 21
Fox/The Simpsons14 of 21
Buena Vista/The Associate15 of 21
ABC/The Drew Carey Show16 of 21
ABC/Spin City17 of 21
WWE18 of 21
WWE19 of 21
NBC/Suddenly Susan20 of 21
Fox/The Simpsons21 of 21
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