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Chewbacca's unruly teenage daughter
Now a 50-something suburban dad, Chewbacca's life would be plain sailing – were it not for his rebellious teen daughter Chewrebecca, who drives poor ol' Daddy crazy with her incessant texting, crimped body-hair and revealing utility-belts.
Obi-Wan's disembodied voice saying, "Use the Force, Luke!" every 4 minutes
Give the fans what they want, JJ Abrams: Star Wars' most iconic line, delivered evey 240 seconds, whether or not it's appropriate, and whether or not Luke Skywalker is even in that particular scene.
Jabba The Hott
Everybody loves comebacks and makeovers, so it'd be a real treat to see Jabba The Hutt return having spent the intervening years laying off the space-crisps and getting seriously tonk at the gym. And who'd be better suited to play the newly svelte 'n' sexy Jabba than Mr Benedict 'B-Cum' Cumberbatch?
(Seriously, Abrams - you writing all this down?)
Two Ewoks, really goin' at it
If you can seriously claim to have sat through Return Of The Jedi and not once thought, “Man, I sure would love to see a couple of those little hairy guys really goin' at it, full whack," then you are an absolute liar.
Han's Solo's son having an illegal street-race in the Millenium Falcon
With a nod to the Fast & Furious franchise, it'd give fans a real thrill to see Han Solo's brooding loner son – Handsome Sologuy – challenge some local toughs to a race in his dad's car, the Millennium Falcon. Who'll win? Wait and see!
Spoiler it's Handsome Sologuy, he wins.
The ball is in your court, Mr Abrams
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