The 24 Crappiest Videogame Boxes Since The Dawn of Time
1 Street Sports: Basketball
A sweaty, freaked-out meth-head stealing your ball is just one of the many hazards you'll face in this game.
2 Tram Simulator: Dusseldorf
A tram simulator? Er, no ta... Waaait, it's set in Düsseldorf? Hm. Now you've got my attention!
3 The Guy Game
And the aim of this particular game appears to be farting one off at some ladies.
4 The Ballet Studio
Imagine these two peering in your window at 3am. Screams and wee-wee everywhere.
5 Snow White And The 7 Clever Boys
Honestly, a biro drawing of seven stick-midgets on the back of a McDonalds napkin would've been more enticing. There's half-arsed, there's quarter-arsed, there's the very thinnest sliver of an arse-slice, and then there's this.
6 Trevor McFur In The Crescent Galaxy
Still the best space-Trevor simulator money can buy.
7 Injustice: Gods Among Us
Maybe Joker wouldn't be such a murderous sociopath if somebody could just hook him up with a decent dental hygienist.
8 Street Warrior
Battle for control of the city's knock-off Bulgarian steroids trade!
9 Pet Pals
You get to look after a dog, and also become a weird mangle-faced digi-person who looks like they got beaten up by Photoshop.
You remember Pac-Man, right? Lanky guy? Goofy teeth? Kinda worried-looking? Wears athletic gear and sprints around a medieval castle?
11 Final Zone II
"Look, the boss has promised his 9-year-old nephew that he can draw the box art, so I'm afraid that's what we're gonna have to go with."
12 Karnaaj Rally
"Look, the boss has promised his 19-year-old nephew that he can Photoshop himself into the box art, so I'm afraid that's what we're gonna have to go with."
SNES game Phalanx was a side-scrolling space-shooter that featured a distinct lack of banjo-twangin' Mississippi geezers, so 10/10 on the 'thinking outside the box' front.
14 Pretty Rhythm Rainbow Live: Kira Kira My * Design
You're probably blind in both eyes right now. Don't fret, it wears off after 10 to 15 minutes.
15 WWE 2K14
Woo yeah! Sing it, The Rock!
16 Bust-A-Move 2
A game so viscerally thrilling, you'll be forced to pin your eyes open with matchsticks in order to stay awake.
17 Deal Or No Deal
18 Metro Cross
Who can honestly say they've never wanted to be a creepy-looking guy having an orgasm in a spandex onesie while riding a skateboard?
19 Black Belt
"It's Friday, it's 6pm – let's get outta here and get down the pub!"
"Yeeeah! Oh, shit, wait... We need to do some box-art for this new karate game first."
"One sec. Hmm. Doo-be-doo. Mm-hm. Bam! There we go. Job done!"
20 Irritating Stick
Alternative titles considered:
A Dickhead Of A Wand
This Rod Is Proper Starting To Get On My Tits Now
21 Dudes With Attitude
More dementedly '80s than the jet fighter off Top Gun (flown by Mr T) crashing into the car off Knight Rider (driven by a Rubik's Cube).
We're not saying that Sly is clearly about four feet off the ground in this shot, but... Well, maybe we are saying that.
23 The Walking Dead
Sure, gnarly violence and cool-looking zombies would've been the obvious choice for this box-art, but that's exactly why the designer chose to confound expectations with some dreary wings rendered in the browniest browns to ever brewn.
24 Ninja Scooter Simulator
Erm, hang on... There's been a terrible mistake: this is clearly one of the greatest videogame covers ever made and shouldn't be here at all. Move along now, nothing to see.
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It's ****ing weird, but 100% true.
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We didn't know we needed this.
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WE. NEED. THEM.
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