A London Man Expertly Trolled A Saudi Prince With A Fleet Of Gold Cars
A couple of rules for maintaining your fleet of gold cars:
1) Don't park them all in a row in Kensington as tourists will go mental and scramble to take pictures with them
2) Don't park them all in a row, ever
3) Send a nice note to the neighbours saying you're not trying to be ostentatious, you're just Saudi billionaire Turki Bin Abdullah and you probably don't know any better.
Good, glad that's settled. Unfortunately the aforementioned-Saudi-billionaire-Turki-Bin-Abdullah didn't follow these rules earlier in the week, as his parked gold Lamborghini Aventador, Rolls Royce, Mercedes G63 6×6, and Bentley Flying Spur have all receieved penalty notices after they were left without the appropriate tickets.
AS IF HE CARES.
What he might care about is the fact that Londoner Lee Price has wrapped his Ford Ka in gold paper in an attempt to fit in.
— Lee Price (@Lee_Price) March 31, 2016
Local man Rupert Richmond-Dodd (HELLO, MARRY US, GIVE US MONEY) posted a picture of the car parked behind the golden fleet on Facebook yesterday, writing: "Trying to blend into the Knightsbridge scene isn’t easy."
So class, let's recap: if you can't be a Saudi Prince, settle for being bloody hilarious instead.
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