A McDonald’s And A Liquor Store Are Having The Greatest Billboard War Of All Time
War. It comes in all shapes and sizes. World. Gulf. Hammer. But the least likely and most amusing war ever is currently raging in Somerville, Massachusetts, between a little old store called McDonald's and Sav-Mor, a liquor store nearby.
It all started when McD's advertised two egg muffins for $5 (why don't we live in America, dear lord why don't we live in America) and the savvy Sav-Mor-ians hit right back with their own deal - three egg muffins for $4.
Which makes literally no fucking sense.
Still, it's only escalated since then into an all-out bloodbath, and the pictures are pretty bloody hilarious. Take a little history lesson in the events, below.
McDonald's vs. Liquor Store BillBoard War
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