14 Pick Up Lines For Women Guaranteed To Get You Laid*
Traditionally, pick up lines have been the exclusive dominion of the flaccid, domesticated male. Used as a crutch by the personality-deprived and good chat-challenged, they offered an easy option when attempting to converse with members of their desired gender. But if feminism has taught us anything, it's that women should be free to explore any and every option open to men, even making a fucking tit of themselves.
So here, for women's eyes only, are 14 fire pick up lines that are GUARANTEED to get you some action… Well, a laugh counts as action, right?
14 Incredible Pick Up Lines That All Women Need To Master
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