A Twisted Genius Has Ruined Sylvanian Families For 90s Kids Everywhere
Sylvanian Families, cute AF right? Just a bunch of anthropomorphic woodland creatures going about their little lives, in their little houses, with their little friends.
But don't forget their little drug habits, drink problems and murderous tendencies. According to @forest_fr1ends, there's a lot going on behind closed doors - and most of it ain't pretty.
There's a dark underbelly to the world of Sylvania
today your geranium, tomorrow it'll be your kneecaps. now get me that bastard money. pic.twitter.com/hvAa3CXzpQ
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) May 30, 2016
It's time to call it like it really is
bus wankers... pic.twitter.com/cepDrgzNkE
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) June 17, 2016
You would not believe what goes on
we got sherbet bombs, jelly babies, benzodiazepines and most prescription based sedatives. we got wine gums... pic.twitter.com/z4FRkiXEk8
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) June 22, 2016
They really are at it like rabbits
i've opened the wine, dimmed the lights and washed my balls. see you shortly... pic.twitter.com/6lATvYqSgs
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) August 30, 2016
But fear not, romance isn't dead
slow steady strokes penelope, you're not trying to throttle a f**king chicken here... pic.twitter.com/VBk1vFN2rF
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) October 20, 2016
Tensions are running high
- the f**k did you call me, prickles?
- come on guys, we've all had a drink... pic.twitter.com/mtLUeVzqW7
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) September 20, 2016
The population is under a lot of strain to stay relevant
how's kenneth? i heard he got caught with his dick out in lidl again... pic.twitter.com/WtTLbmGvCU
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) October 21, 2016
The pressure might be getting to them
jesus beryl, if curiosity is a crime then hang me. i'll buy you a new f**king courgette... pic.twitter.com/F9wN2qUzTe
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) October 17, 2016
But they're doing their best to conceal that
wake up keith, you're pissing everywhere... pic.twitter.com/PedRphXTjX
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) October 13, 2016
And just carry on with life as normal
right, quick wank before tea... pic.twitter.com/wJP89FJZHv
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) September 26, 2016
We'll keep you abreast of the latest developments from this tight-knit yet widely misunderstood community.
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