Women Are Blowing Ozone Gas Into Their Vaginas Because Patriarchy
You know what the patriarchy is, right?
A system of society or government in which men hold the power and women are largely marginalised and excluded.
I.e, the situation the entire world is STILL IN, in 2017.
Don't believe us? Check the latest 'trend' sweeping females the world over - blowing ozone gas into your fanny.
Apparently, doing this has “anti-bacterial, anti-viral and anti-fungal effects on unhealthy cells.”
One website claims that it can help with ‘yeast, bacterial and viral vaginal infections’, ‘unexplained pain in the vagina’, ‘labia pain', ‘pain with intercourse’ and ‘pelvic pain'.
No. No. NO. NO. NO. SO MUCH NO. How many men do you see blowing ozone gas into their sex organs? ZERO.
The gas is administered by inserting a cannula into the vagina, where it’s ‘introduced’ to the body. It takes five to fifteen minutes and patients will apparently suffer ‘no pain or pressure build up’.
HMM OK YEAH SURE. SOUNDS FINE AND DANDY. DEFINITELY NOT SEXIST, OR UNNECESSARY. OR TERRIBLE IN EVERY WAY.
We've said it before and we'll say it again:
SO LEAVE IT THE HELL ALONE!
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