You Can Climb A Giant Wall Of Dicks And Vaginas On Valentine's Day
If you currently spend your weekends eating chicken nuggets hungover in bed, it's time to get a new hobby.
Climbing a wall of dicks and vaginas sound good to you? Good. Please read on.
Food and drink connoisseurs Bompas And Parr have moved away from confectionery adventures for their latest project, focusing instead on a slightly saucier muse - the human body in its glorious naked form.
They've built a GIANT wall of human body parts (dicks and fannies galore) for plucky exercise fans to clamber up - and you can book your session now!
It was originally on display at the Museum of Sex in New York as part of FUNLAND, but now Londoners and Liverpudlians can experience the joy of reaching the top.
The point of all of this? Aside from AMAZING photos and good, clean fun, it's to raise ~awareness~ of the human body:
‘A visit to a conventional climbing wall is always physically engaging but has also been said to be intriguingly erotic: the combination of strength, balance and mental agility exhibited by climbers is enhanced by the voyeurism of spectators watching from behind.
‘Grope Mountain turbocharges that [effect], making the erotic nature of the experience all the more manifest for climbers and spectators alike, resulting in an unrivalled date night for Valentine’s Day.’
That's one way to ensure you spend February 14th next to someone's genitals...
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