Phoebe can't resist her latest massage client and goes for a little butt nibble.

When asked about his duties in a job interview, Chandler sidesteps a big poo joke.

After not really getting the hang of smoking, Rachel attempts to make the other girls quit.

Phoebe continues the Swedish lie while massaging Rachel.

Joey knows Chandler didn't watch his tape because he definitely would have had something to say about 'Ichiban: ...

Joey learns the hard way that you should check what job you're signing up for especially when your face is all over it!

If 'Nurse with Tray' doesn't do her job right 'Man with Eyepatch' dies.

Chandler hires Phoebe as his secretary..something he wishes he hadn't done.

The gang watch Joey's final moments on Days of Our Lives.

Chandler begs Monica to take it down a notch in their tennis match with his boss. Needless to say she doesn't 'play ...

Monica finally gets to fire Joey after being treated like crap from her staff. That's what friends are for!

Joey faces off against his workplace nemesis in a ludicrous attempt to win over a girl. But it worked!

Monica hears Chandler's work laugh and decides to give her own a go.

Joey tries to audition for a part with his hernia but relieving himself of the pain makes him look, well, slightly ...

Joey gets to the awkward part of his audition. Let's hope his anatomical addition holds out...

Chandler's had enough of being congratulated on the behind and tells Doug enough is enough.