Sex and the City

Samantha: There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Carrie: Of course you'd say that, you're a publicist.

Charlotte: How can you forget a guy you've slept with?
Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.S

Stanford: I don't like having anything inserted in my anus, even though it may come as a surprise.

Samantha: One time I fucked a guy because he had a swimming pool. I came over and he used to bring me Kool-Aid.
Carrie: Kool-Aid?
Samantha: Yeah, I was thirteen! And honey, you should have seen my tan!

Samantha: You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too Big.

Samantha: There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.

Stanford: It's so not fair. All the good ones are straight... even the gay ones.

Samantha: You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. And it's not just there: every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing.

Samantha: I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes, when I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.

Samantha: Well, I remember when Danny had more than one thought, and they all involved going up my ass.

Samantha: Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed, go out and pick up a guy.

Samantha: What am I supposed to say? "Hi, this is my lesbian lover. And p.s.: I'm done with dick"?

Carrie: How does this happen? How do they get the message that the ass is now on the menu?

Miranda: Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?

Miranda: Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.

Miranda: I'm fine... but Charlotte, maybe your "hmmm hmmm" would like an order of fries?

Charlotte: I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become "revirginized".

Charlotte: Trey, you have a boner... I can't discuss my notes if you have a boner.

Charlotte: My vagina's depressed.

Charlotte: Can you have an affair with your own husband?

Charlotte: We finally have the penis working. I don't want to scare it.

Miranda: After years of odd men, God is throwing me a bone.
Carrie: And possibly a boner as well.

Samantha: The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon; no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.

Samantha: If we could perpetually do blowjobs to every guy on earth, we would own the world. And at the same time have our hands free.

Samantha: You get married and hope for the best. If it doesn't work out you'll get divorced. You can take tap with Bojangles over here.
Carrie: No I can't take a vow of for ever and ever if what I mean is for the forseeable future. I couldn't do that to Aiden.

Anthony Marantino: I am sleeping and walking! Sleeping and walking! How am I doing that?

Miranda: I'm gonna ask you an unpleasant question now- why did you ever say yes?
Carrie: The man you love kneels down in the street and offers you a ring, you say yes that's what you do.

Miranda: I'm dating skid-marks guy. When your boyfriend is so comfortable that he cannot be bothered to wipe his ass, there's a problem.

Miranda: I didn't tell Walker I was pregnant.
Carrie: Miranda!
Miranda: It didn't come up! If Walker had said to me, "Have you given birth recently?", I would have said, "Well, first of all, define recently."

Samantha: [on the possibility that Carrie's boyfriend will propose to her] If you become one of those married assholes, I'll kill you.

Carrie: I'm drunk. I'm drunk at *Vogue*!

Carrie: The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in the end, they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.