Remember this? The first ever season of South Park. It seems like so long ago we sat down and saw Catman get an anal probe, Big Gay Al and his Big Gay Boatride and the legendary Starvin' Marvin. This, is where it all began.
Apparently, in the second season of South Park, Cartman's mam is still a dirty slut. Elsewhere, Kyle visits the school nurse, who just happens to have a conjoined foetus on the side of her face and in a shocking state of affairs, Mr Garrison loses Mr Hat.
This is one of our favourite seasons of South Park, just to let you know. How can it not be with episodes like "Sexual Harassment Panda," "Jakovasaur," and "Are You There God? It's Me Jesus." Lovely stuff.
Conning the Tooth Fairy to buy a Sega Dreamcast, pretending to have Attention Deficit Disorder, being banged up in Mexico and ridding South Park of any adults. All of this hilarious action is packed into Season Four.
Be prepared for an emotional rollercoaster with Season Five of South Park. From the highs of Cartman inheriting one million dollars and opening a theme park called "Cartmanland" to the lows of Kenny dying again...but this time, it's different.
Season Six is the first season without Kenny and the boys try out a replacement - Butters. Elsewhere, apparently aides can help you lose weight, and there is a Lord Of The Rings rip-off. Oh, and Cartman craps out of his mouth.
South Park is gay. Yes, in Season Seven we discover that South Park is gay. How? No one is really sure to be honest, but it's worth a watch. Also, Cartman starts a Christian Rock band, the boys start smoking and Mormons move into South Park.
Season Eight sees the boys turn 'anime' as they get transformed into Japanese warriors. Cartman gets dressed up as a robot and calls himself AWESOM-O, people from the future land in South Park and Butters won't help out Stan's dance troupe.
In short, in Season Nine, Mr Garrison becomes Mrs Garrison, Cartman catches Gingervitus, Kyle realises Jews aren't good at Basketball and Kenny gets the latest computer console. Typical behaviour in the messed-up world of South Park.
This season contains the award-winning episode "Make Love Not Warcraft" - an outstanding satirical take on the million-selling game "World of Warcraft." As well as that, Chef returns. Yay!
Season Eleven of South Park demonstrates the opportunism of writers Parker and Stone. The episode "Guitar Queer-o", based on a popular computer game, was aired just ten days after the games launch. Talk about good timing.
Season 12, needless to say, is fantastic. Well, not for Cartman who gets AIDS in the opening episode - although he does go on to be the teacher for his school class later on. Bizarre. Don't you love it how random South Park can be?
This thirteenth season hits the ground running and from female front bottom farts to the state of the economy, no topic is untouchable for Colorado's Finest...
