Comedy Central - TV Guide - February 5, 2012

Time Show Title Show Description
09:00 Friends The One With Ross's Thing: Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing... [S]
09:30 Friends The One With The Dirty Girl: Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. [S]
10:00 Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich: Ross get unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. [S]
10:30 Friends The One With All The Resolutions: The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. [S]
11:00 Friends The One With The Cop: After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. [S]
11:30 Friends The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance: Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. [S]
12:00 Friends The One With Ross's Teeth: Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. [S]
12:30 Friends The One With Unagi: Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. [S]
13:00 Friends The One With The Tea Leaves: After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin).
13:30 Friends The One With the Pediatrician: Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date.
14:00 Friends The One Where Ross is Fine: Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. [S]
14:25 Friends The One With Ross's Tan: Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers.
14:55 Two And A Half Men Big Girls Don't Throw Food: Brand new and exclusive to Comedy Central. When Jake comes to stay for the weekend he takes some career advice from Walden... much to Alan's dismay.
15:20 Two And A Half Men Nine Magic Fingers: Brand new and exclusive to Comedy Central. Alan sets Walden off on the hunt for a new woman but it's a face from the past that he finds. Jenny McCarthy guest stars.
15:50 Friends The One With The Cooking Class: Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow.
16:15 Friends The One Where Rachel is Late: When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere.
16:45 Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with.
17:10 Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel.
17:40 Ocean's Eleven Gangster Danny Ocean enlists the help of ten accomplices to perform a triple heist of Las Vegas Casinos during a big Lennox Lewis fight. George Clooney and Brad Pitt star (2001).
20:00 Two And A Half Men Big Girls Don't Throw Food: Brand new and exclusive to Comedy Central. When Jake comes to stay for the weekend he takes some career advice from Walden... much to Alan's dismay.
20:30 Two And A Half Men Nine Magic Fingers: Brand new and exclusive to Comedy Central. Alan sets Walden off on the hunt for a new woman but it's a face from the past that he finds. Jenny McCarthy guest stars.
21:00 Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow Bristol: Brand new to Comedy Central. Michael heads to the birthplaces of Blackbeard the pirate for some barrels of laughter from Noel Fielding, Seann Walsh, Hal Cruttenden and Mike Gunn.
22:00 Alan Carr: Tooth Fairy Live Hysterical stand-up comedian and popular TV personality Alan Carr brings his unique brand of observational humour and unrelenting innuendo to the Hammersmith Apollo.
23:05 South Park Ginger Kids: Cartman is suffering from a case of 'Gingervitus' and rallies against the persecution of his fellow gingers. [S]
23:35 South Park Free Willzyx: The boys visit Sea World and discover a talking whale. Unaware that they are being hoaxed they attempt to return the whale to where he came from, the moon. [S]
00:05 South Park Bloody Mary: Stan's Dad is arrested for drink driving. Meanwhile in the next town a bleeding statue of Mary attracts all sorts of misfits hoping to be healed. [S]
00:35 South Park The Return of Chef: The town is excited when Chef returns to town, after travelling the world with "The Super Adventure Club." [S]
01:05 Two And A Half Men Meander to your Dander: Seeing that Alan is not fully passionate about his relationship, Charlie coaches him in the fine art of breaking up with a woman. [S]
01:35 Two And A Half Men A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh: Rose, Charlie's lovable stalker and neighbour, is back from England and takes strange care of a very sick Charlie.
02:05 Friends The One Where Rachel is Late: When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere.
02:30 Friends The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath: Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. [S]
02:55 Friends The One With The Secret Closet: Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet.
03:20 Mike & Molly Molly Needs A Number: Brand new and exclusive. With the wedding only six months away Molly is hard at work planning and organising, but "someone" manages to put their foot in it big time. Uh-oh!
03:45 Mike & Molly Christmas Break: Brand new and exclusive. Molly and the Flynn girls decide to give Mike the Christmas he's never had, but Molly has some bad news dropped on her and doesn't deal with it too well.
04:10 Everybody Loves Raymond The Thought That Counts: When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get. [S]
04:35 Everybody Loves Raymond Grandpa Steals: Ally catches Frank "sampling" some fruit at the super market. Now, Frank must find a way to get Ally to like and trust him again. [S]
05:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
06:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
08:00 Friends The One With Ross's Thing: Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing... [S]
08:30 Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion: Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. [S]
09:00 Friends The One At The Beach: The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. [S]