Comedy Central - TV Guide - May 17, 2012

Time Show Title Show Description
09:00 Two And A Half Men My Tongue Is Meat: When Mia and Charlie's lifestyles clash, Charlie must figure out if he is really in love with her. [S] [AD]
09:25 Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party: Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. [S]
09:30 Two And A Half Men Ergo, the Booty Call: Alan avoids taking his 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday, afraid of what Evelyn will make of her. [S] [AD]
09:55 Friends The One With The Fertility Test: Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! [S]
10:00 Friends The One With Rachel's Dream: After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. [S]
10:30 Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party: Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. [S]
11:00 Friends The One With The Fertility Test: Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! [S]
11:00 Two And A Half Men Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea. Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap. [S]
11:30 Friends The One With The Donor: Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. [S]
11:30 Two And A Half Men That's Why They Call It Ballroom: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Whilst taking dance lessons for their wedding, Charlie discovers that Chelsea has been dishonest about her finances. [S]
12:00 Two And A Half Men Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea. Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap. [S]
12:00 Friends The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one - year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. [S]
12:30 Two And A Half Men That's Why They Call It Ballroom: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Whilst taking dance lessons for their wedding, Charlie discovers that Chelsea has been dishonest about her finances.
12:30 Friends The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. [S]
13:00 Friends The One With The Fertility Test: Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! [S]
13:00 Scrubs My Own Personal Jesus: While toiling in the hospital during the Christmas holiday, the interns experience a loss of faith, but the birth of a child ultimately restores hope to all. [S]
13:30 Friends The One With The Donor: Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. [S]
13:30 Scrubs My Blind Date: J.D and the hospital social worker develop a rapport as he treats her, without him ever seeing her face. Turk and Carla's promising relationship is on the ropes. [S]
14:00 Scrubs My Own Personal Jesus: While toiling in the hospital during the Christmas holiday, the interns experience a loss of faith, but the birth of a child ultimately restores hope to all. [S]
14:00 Two And A Half Men My Tongue Is Meat: When Mia and Charlie's lifestyles clash, Charlie must figure out if he is really in love with her. [S] [AD]
14:30 Scrubs My Blind Date: J.D and the hospital social worker develop a rapport as he treats her, without him ever seeing her face. Turk and Carla's promising relationship is on the ropes. [S]
14:30 Two And A Half Men Ergo, the Booty Call: Alan avoids taking his 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday, afraid of what Evelyn will make of her. [S] [AD]
15:00 Two And A Half Men My Tongue Is Meat: When Mia and Charlie's lifestyles clash, Charlie must figure out if he is really in love with her. [S] [AD]
15:30 Two And A Half Men Ergo, the Booty Call: Alan avoids taking his 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday, afraid of what Evelyn will make of her. [S] [AD]
16:00 Two And A Half Men Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea. Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap. [S]
16:00 Scrubs My Own Personal Jesus: While toiling in the hospital during the Christmas holiday, the interns experience a loss of faith, but the birth of a child ultimately restores hope to all. [S]
16:30 Two And A Half Men That's Why They Call It Ballroom: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Whilst taking dance lessons for their wedding, Charlie discovers that Chelsea has been dishonest about her finances.
16:30 Scrubs My Blind Date: J.D and the hospital social worker develop a rapport as he treats her, without him ever seeing her face. Turk and Carla's promising relationship is on the ropes. [S]
17:00 Scrubs My Own Personal Jesus: While toiling in the hospital during the Christmas holiday, the interns experience a loss of faith, but the birth of a child ultimately restores hope to all. [S]
17:00 Friends The One With The Routine: Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. [S]
17:30 Scrubs My Blind Date: J.D and the hospital social worker develop a rapport as he treats her, without him ever seeing her face. Turk and Carla's promising relationship is on the ropes. [S]
17:30 Friends The One With The Apothecary Table: Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. [S]
18:00 Friends The One With The Routine: Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. [S]
18:00 New Mike & Molly Molly Can't Lie: Brand new and exclusive. When Mike & Molly go to their church for a meeting with their Priest things don't go too well. Will they be able to sort out their differences?
18:30 Friends The One With The Apothecary Table: Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. [S]
18:30 NEW Two And A Half Men The Straw In My Donut Hole: Brand new and exclusive Two and a Half Men, starring Ashton Kutcher.
19:00 New Mike & Molly
19:00 Two And A Half Men Warning, It's Dirty: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Legendary writer Carl Reiner guest stars. [S]
19:30 New Two And A Half Men
19:30 Rules of Engagement Atlantic City: Audrey tries to make Jeff feel guilty for not telling her that his friend's bachelor party in Atlantic City was cancelled.
20:00 Two And A Half Men Warning, It's Dirty: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Legendary writer Carl Reiner guest stars. [S]
20:00 Friends The One With The Routine: Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. [S]
20:30 Scrubs My Balancing Act: J.D. and Alex struggle to complete a date due to his unpredictable schedule. Carla and Turk are openly in love with each other, but he becomes curiously impotent. [S]
20:30 Friends The One With The Apothecary Table: Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. [S]
21:00 Friends The One With The Routine: Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. [S]
21:00 Dara O'Briain: Live At The... ...Theatre Royal. Television star Dara O'Briain performs in front of 2,500 fans at London's Theatre Royal.
21:30 Friends The One With The Apothecary Table: Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. [S]
22:00 Dara O'Briain: Live At The... ...Theatre Royal. Television star Dara O'Briain performs in front of 2,500 fans at London's Theatre Royal.
22:20 Omid Djalili: One Night Stand Watch Omid Djalili bring the house down in this specially recorded set, filmed in New York.
23:00 New The US Office WUPHF.com: Brand new and exclusive. Ryan and Michael try to convince the office to invest in their start-up business. Will Dwight and Angela ever fulfil their secret "contract"?
23:20 Omid Djalili: One Night Stand Watch Omid Djalili bring the house down in this specially recorded set, filmed in New York.
23:30 South Park Christian Rock Hard: Cartman is determined to get a platinum album with his new Christian rock band, Faith+1.
00:00 New The US Office
00:00 South Park Grey Dawn: Senior citizen drivers are forced to hand over their licences after causing chaos on the streets. Stan's Grandfather calls in the AARP to help the seniors fight back.
00:30 South Park Christian Rock Hard: Cartman is determined to get a platinum album with his new Christian rock band, Faith+1. [S]
00:30 Two And A Half Men Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea. Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap. [S]
01:00 South Park Grey Dawn: Senior citizen drivers are forced to hand over their licences after causing chaos on the streets. Stan's Grandfather calls in the AARP to help the seniors fight back. [S]
01:00 Two And A Half Men That's Why They Call It Ballroom: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Whilst taking dance lessons for their wedding, Charlie discovers that Chelsea has been dishonest about her finances.
01:30 Two And A Half Men Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea. Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.
01:30 Friends The One With The Donor: Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. [S]
02:00 Two And A Half Men That's Why They Call It Ballroom: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Whilst taking dance lessons for their wedding, Charlie discovers that Chelsea has been dishonest about her finances.
02:00 South Park W. T. F.: Exclusive to Comedy Central. After seeing their first live WWE wrestling match the boys decide to form their own wrestling federation...and gain a huge redneck following! [S]
02:30 Friends The One With The Donor: Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. [S]
02:30 South Park Whale W****s: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Kyle joins the crew of a reality documentary show who confront Japanese whalers, but finds their tactics leave a lot to be desired for. [S]
02:55 The King Of Queens Big Dougie: In a rare charitable moment, Doug offers his services as a 'big brother' to orphaned children and agrees to take part in a 10 kilometre race.
03:00 South Park W. T. F.: Exclusive to Comedy Central. After seeing their first live WWE wrestling match the boys decide to form their own wrestling federation...and gain a huge redneck following! [S]
03:20 The King Of Queens Soft Touch: Doug gets tricked by Tim Sacksky (Bryan Cranston from Malcolm In The Middle) into falling for a pyramid scheme, disguised as a way to make large amounts of money selling water filters.
03:30 South Park Whale W****s: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Kyle joins the crew of a reality documentary show who confront Japanese whalers, but finds their tactics leave a lot to be desired for. [S]
03:45 Frasier Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (Part One): Niles shocks everyone by eloping with Mel just as Daphne is about to confess her true feelings for him. [S] [AD]
03:55 The King Of Queens Big Dougie: In a rare charitable moment, Doug offers his services as a 'big brother' to orphaned children.
04:10 Everybody Loves Raymond Pet the Bunny: Marie finds out Ray has written a eulogy for Frank already. She wonders where hers is and everyone else wonders why he is writing them.
04:20 The King Of Queens Soft Touch: After a meeting with the neighbours, Doug is lured into joining a pyramid scheme to sell water filters.
04:35 Everybody Loves Raymond Who Am I?: After Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends. [S]
04:45 Frasier Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (Part One): Niles shocks everyone by eloping with Mel just as Daphne is about to confess her true feelings for him. [S] [AD]
05:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
05:10 Everybody Loves Raymond Pet the Bunny: Marie finds out Ray has written a eulogy for Frank already. She wonders where hers is and everyone else wonders why he is writing them.
05:35 Everybody Loves Raymond Who Am I?: After Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends. [S]
06:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
06:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
07:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
08:00 Two And A Half Men The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer: When he is nominated for an advertising award Charlie boycotts the ceremony, having lost several years in a row to a rival. [S] [AD]
08:30 Two And A Half Men The Spit Covered Cobbler: Alan's girlfriend is bleeding him dry and Charlie has to pay Judith's alimony. [S] [AD]
09:00 Two And A Half Men The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer: When he is nominated for an advertising award Charlie boycotts the ceremony, having lost several years in a row to a rival. [S] [AD]
09:00 Friends The One With The Fertility Test: Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! [S]