Comedy Central - TV Guide - May 25, 2013

Time Show Title Show Description
09:00 Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late: When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. [S]
09:30 Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. [S]
10:00 Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. [S]
10:30 Friends The One Where No One Proposes: Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. [S]
11:00 Friends The One Where Emma Cries: When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. [S] [AD]
11:30 Friends The One With the Pediatrician: Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. [S]
12:00 Friends The One With the Sharks: Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. [S]
12:30 Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner: Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. [S]
13:00 Friends The One With the Male Nanny: Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". [S]
13:40 Friends The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song: Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. [S]
14:10 NEW Two And A Half Men Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped: Brand new & exclusive. Walden meets a hot twenty-three year-old, but it's her grandmother that intrigues him. Jake pays Alan a visit and has some big news. Season finale.
14:40 New Mike & Molly School Recital: Brand new and exclusive. Molly starts to get impatient with her lack of impregnation. Meanwhile, Vince has a tasty business opportunity for Mike - will he bite?
15:05 NEW Two And A Half Men Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon: Brand new and exclusive. After helping Walden out of a twisted situation, Herb asks him for advice about how to get over Judith. Walden decides to show him... [S]
15:35 NEW Two And A Half Men Bazinga! That's From A TV Show: Brand new and exclusive. Jake visits for the weekend and it's the start of a whole heap of trouble involving tattooed mothers, slutty daughters and a used-car salesman! [S]
16:00 NEW Two And A Half Men Another Night With Neil Diamond: Brand new and exclusive. Lyndsey has something to say to Alan but he doesn't take it too well. It's up to Walden to get him out of his rut, no matter what it takes. [S]
16:30 Friends The One With Joey's Interview: Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. [S]
17:00 Friends The One With The Baby Shower: During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. [S]
17:30 Friends The One With The Cooking Class: Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. [S]
18:00 Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late: When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. [S]
18:30 NEW Two And A Half Men Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped: Brand new & exclusive. Walden meets a hot twenty-three year-old, but it's her grandmother that intrigues him. Jake pays Alan a visit and has some big news. Season finale.
19:00 Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. [S]
19:30 Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. [S]
20:00 Friends The One Where No One Proposes: Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. [S]
20:30 Friends The One Where Emma Cries: When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. [S] [AD]
21:00 Jeff Dunham: Minding The Monsters Brand new and exclusive. Enter the ultimate haunted house as ventriloquist Jeff Dunham brings together your favourite characters as you've never seen them before. A show that's so funny, it's scary!
22:00 Live At The Apollo Lee Mack hosts this show and is joined by the brilliant Sean Lock. Lee and Sean take pot shots at Riverdance, the dessert topping hundreds and thousands, cockneys and starfish. [S]
23:00 Lee Evans: Big - Live At The O2 A bona-fide legend of stand-up whose energetic routine and hilarious observations put many of the new crop to shame, Lee Evans performs here to a sold out O2 arena. [S]
00:00 Dirty Sanchez: The Movie Those lovably, disgusting rogues knows as 'Dirty Sanchez' set off on a world tour to complete stunts based on the 7 Deadly Sins... or be damned to the gutter forever! Howard Marks cameos. (2006) [S]
02:00 South Park Fun With Veal: When the boys discover that veal is made from baby cows they are horrified. Time for a "terrorist" mission to rescue the poor little blighters from their deathly fate! [S]
02:30 South Park The Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer: The gang are desperate to see the Terrance and Phillip trailer (featuring in one of the breaks of 'The Russell Crowe Show') but events conspire against them. [S]
02:55 The King Of Queens Mean Streak: Doug tries to beat a record at work, but the older members of the IPS depot aren't too happy that Doug is going to break the record held by their friend. [S]
03:20 The King Of Queens Friender Bender: When Doug and Carrie offer to pay damages for rear-ending Deacon and Kelly's car, it causes friction between the two couples. But what was the cause of the accident...? [S]
03:45 Frasier Hot Pursuit: While Niles joins Martin on a stakeout, Roz and Frasier, forced to room together at a conference, flirt with the idea of becoming more than just friends. [S] [AD]
04:10 Everybody Loves Raymond Dancing With Debra: After Ray urges Debra to go swing dancing with Robert (letting himself off the hook), he can't believe how infatuated the two become with their new hobby. [S] [AD]
04:35 Everybody Loves Raymond Robert Moves Back: Robert and Amy are reconciled, but can't live in Robert's apartment after having sex in full view of the neighbours. [S]
05:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
06:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
08:00 Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. [S]
08:30 Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel: Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. [S] [AD]
09:00 Friends The One With All The Kissing: Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. [S] [AD]