Comedy Central HD - TV Guide - May 24, 2013

Time Show Title Show Description
09:00 Two And A Half Men A Possum on Chemo: Zoe has a favour to ask of Walden - lose the "hipster Jesus" look. But he has trouble letting go of the locks. Alan bumps into an old flame but is given some misleading information. [S]
09:30 Friends The One With The Boobies: Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... [S] [AD]
10:00 Friends The One With The Candy Hearts: Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. [S] [AD]
10:30 Friends The One With The Stoned Guy: Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. [S] [AD]
11:00 Two And A Half Men Corey's Been Dead for an Hour: Charlie is sick of Alan's mooching and reaches his breaking point during the brothers' double date, whilst Jake makes the most of being home alone. Charlie Sheen stars. [S] [AD]
11:30 Two And A Half Men Kissing Abraham Lincoln: Lydia's rude attitude towards Berta has them at odds and Charlie facing a dilemma: he must choose one of them. Kandi uses her 'assets' to stop Alan from selling their condo. [S] [AD]
12:00 New Whitney The Ex Box: Brand new and exclusive. Whitney finds a box of stuff from Alex's ex in the basement and decides she needs to know more. Meanwhile, Lily tries to be the perfect roommate for Roxanne. [S]
12:30 Friends The One With The Boobies: Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... [S] [AD]
13:00 Friends The One With The Candy Hearts: Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. [S] [AD]
13:30 Friends The One With The Stoned Guy: Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. [S] [AD]
14:00 Two And A Half Men Golly Moses, She's A Muffin: Kandi moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house. Charlie's not happy about the arrangement, as he is having a "dry spell" with women. [S] [AD]
14:30 Two And A Half Men Always A Bridesmaid Never A Burro: Alan is depressed as Kandi has left him to stay with Judith. Charlie starts sleeping with Kandi's mother, Mandi, and it's not long before daddy is on the scene too! [S] [AD]
15:00 New Whitney The Ex Box: Brand new and exclusive. Whitney finds a box of stuff from Alex's ex in the basement and decides she needs to know more. Meanwhile, Lily tries to be the perfect roommate for Roxanne. [S]
15:30 Two And A Half Men Corey's Been Dead for an Hour: Charlie is sick of Alan's mooching and reaches his breaking point during the brothers' double date, whilst Jake makes the most of being home alone. Charlie Sheen stars. [S] [AD]
16:00 Two And A Half Men Kissing Abraham Lincoln: Lydia's rude attitude towards Berta has them at odds and Charlie facing a dilemma: he must choose one of them. Kandi uses her 'assets' to stop Alan from selling their condo. [S] [AD]
16:30 Friends The One With Rachel's Other Sister: Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. [S]
17:00 Friends The One With Rachel's Phone Number: Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. [S]
17:30 Friends The One With Christmas in Tulsa: When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. [S]
18:00 NEW Two And A Half Men Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped: Brand new & exclusive. Walden meets a hot twenty-three year-old, but it's her grandmother that intrigues him. Jake pays Alan a visit and has some big news. Season finale.
18:30 New Mike & Molly School Recital: Brand new and exclusive. Molly starts to get impatient with her lack of impregnation. Meanwhile, Vince has a tasty business opportunity for Mike - will he bite?
19:00 New Anger Management Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures: Brand new and exclusive. Charlie manages to persuade Kate to take Nolan on as her PA, but Nolan discovers more than Charlie would like to know. Charlie Sheen stars.
19:30 Friends The One With Rachel's Other Sister: Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. [S]
20:00 Friends The One With Rachel's Phone Number: Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. [S]
20:30 Friends The One With Christmas in Tulsa: When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. [S]
21:00 Live At The Apollo The Bafta nominated Live At The Apollo tonight features West Country mentalist Russell Howard and the legendary Jo Brand performing before a packed house. [S]
22:00 South Park Cartman Finds Love: Cartman's racist ways lead him to weave some unexpected, cupid style, magic. Meanwhile, Kyle is less than happy with what the rumour mill has to say about him. [S]
22:30 South Park Sarcastaball: Randy is so enraged by South Park Elementary changing the rules of American Football he sarcastically suggests even more changes - be careful, you might just get what you wish for... [S]
23:00 Live At The Apollo The Bafta nominated Live At The Apollo tonight features West Country mentalist Russell Howard and the legendary Jo Brand performing before a packed house. [S]
00:00 The Daily Show: Global Edition Brand new and exclusive. Tonight Jon Stewart takes a look at the Obama administration's problems with the IRS, finds a Republican feeling compassion, and interviews author David Sedaris.
00:30 New Anger Management Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures: Brand new and exclusive. Charlie manages to persuade Kate to take Nolan on as her PA, but Nolan discovers more than Charlie would like to know. Charlie Sheen stars. [S]
01:00 South Park Cartman Finds Love: Cartman's racist ways lead him to weave some unexpected, cupid style, magic. Meanwhile, Kyle is less than happy with what the rumour mill has to say about him. [S]
01:30 South Park Sarcastaball: Randy is so enraged by South Park Elementary changing the rules of American Football he sarcastically suggests even more changes - be careful, you might just get what you wish for... [S]
02:00 Two And A Half Men Corey's Been Dead for an Hour: Charlie is sick of Alan's mooching and reaches his breaking point during the brothers' double date, whilst Jake makes the most of being home alone. Charlie Sheen stars. [S] [AD]
02:30 Two And A Half Men Kissing Abraham Lincoln: Lydia's rude attitude towards Berta has them at odds and Charlie facing a dilemma: he must choose one of them. Kandi uses her 'assets' to stop Alan from selling their condo. [S] [AD]
02:55 The King Of Queens No Retreat: Carrie brings Doug to her company retreat for the weekend. When Carrie tries to get Doug to look like a successful person he ends up putting on a bad show. [S]
03:20 The King Of Queens Ticker Treat: Arthur's hostility towards the whole concept of Halloween reveals that he has some real-life ghosts to exorcise. What could this mean for his health? [S]
03:45 Frasier Morning Becomes Entertainment: To improve contract negotiations, Frasier fills in as a host on a morning TV programme, prompting accusations that he is an "applause junkie". [S] [AD]
04:10 Everybody Loves Raymond How They Met: Memories of how they first met flood back when Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date with a little boy. [S] [AD]
04:35 Everybody Loves Raymond Boob Job: Debra is upset when she sees Ray's giddy reaction to her friend's recently acquired womanly "assets". [S]
05:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
06:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
08:00 Friends The One With The Baby Shower: During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. [S]
08:30 Friends The One With The Cooking Class: Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. [S]
09:00 Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late: When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. [S]