What Happened When South Park Took On Donald Trump
The team behind South Park aren't known for pulling any punches when it comes to politicians and celebrities. Kanye's still angry.
But what happened when they took on Donald Trump, a melted pumpkin brought to life by a passing shaman?
Well, the story goes something like this: South Park is overrun with Canadians. They're everywhere. And Mr. Garrison is pissed. He hates them saying "buddy" and putting maple syrup on things. It's disgusting. Despicable.
So he starts a campaign against them featuring an inspiring song, "Where My Country Gone?"
He wants to build a wall. A BIG, BEAUTIFUL WALL.
Remind you of anyone?
But then Mr. Garrison discovers that Canada has already built a massive wall so that they can protect all their cool shit from Americans. He wants the cool shit. He needs it. So he travels to Canada to see just what kind of cool shit they have.
He finds a wasteland, run by the Canadian President. Is it Donald Trump? We may never know.
But you can judge yourself from the below clip of him dancing to the Safety Dance.
What the hell happened here? HOW IS HE PRESIDENT?
Some Canadian refugees explain to Butters: "Nobody ever thought he’d be president! It was a joke! We just let the joke go on for too long. He kept gaining momentum, and by the time we were all ready to say, “Okay, let’s get serious now, who should really be president?” he was already being sworn into office. We weren’t paying attention! We weren’t paying attention!"
Mr. Garrison kills the Canadian President and happy Canadians return home, leaving the teacher to announce his own campaign to become America’s president.
So what’s the moral of the story? TRUMP SUCKS AND DON’T BE RACIST. Because Mr. Garrison's also terrible.
The other moral is, South Park's awesome. Don’t mess with these kids, Trump. Kanye can tell you what's up.
RELATED: From Scarface to Beyonce: South Park's Best Pop Culture References
From Scarface to Beyonce: South Park's Best Pop Culture References
South Park/Paramount1 of 29
2 of 29
3 of 29
South Park/Paramount4 of 29
5 of 29
6 of 29
7 of 29
8 of 29
9 of 29
10 of 29
11 of 29
South Park/Paramount12 of 29
13 of 29
South Park/Paramount14 of 29
15 of 29
16 of 29
17 of 29
South Park/Paramount18 of 29
19 of 29
20 of 29
South Park/Paramount21 of 29
22 of 29
23 of 29
24 of 29
25 of 29
26 of 29
27 of 29
28 of 29
29 of 29
Friends Fans Spotted A Massive Blunder With Monica's Wedding Dress
"They're as different as night and... later that night."
The Royal Baby Should Be Named After These Friends Characters
Rick & Morty Fans Watched An Episode With A Live Orchestra And It Looked Epic
Wubba lubba dub dub!
Halloween Cartoons To Spook The Heck Out Of You
Rachel Green Almost Looked A LOT Like Saved By The Bell's Kelly Kapowski
Greens do not quit!
Impractical Jokers' Murr Is Now A Best-Selling Author, FACT
We certainly feel AWAKENED by this news...
Friends Creator Reveals Joey Wasn't The First Choice For A Friends Spin Off
He wasn't even the second...
Friends Halloween Episodes We Wish Had Happened
Could he HAVE any more needles sticking out of his face?
The Best London Theatre Shows & Events To Book In 2018
Time to get cultured, y'all...
Artist Makes Amazing 3D Miniatures Of The Coolest TV & Movie Sets
Friends, Seinfeld, The Addams Family and more!
Um, No, Kim Jong-un Didn't Kidnap Jennifer Aniston
*Confused face emoji*.
Here's What Would Happen If Friends Characters Got Cast On Other Shows
Monica is *such* a Linda Belcher.
Matt LeBlanc Is Not Keen On A Reboot Called 'Old Friends'
"Personally? I don't think so."
Matt LeBlanc Sniffed Big Foot's Sh*t And Fans Ain't Happy
"It looks like human food in it. It smells like sh*t!"
Watch This Incredible Japanese Dub Of Friends
Matt LeBlanc Slams Friends Reunion and The Difference Between UK And US Humour
He's got it, lads.
Matt LeBlanc's Daughter Is Brutally Honest About Friends
She prefers My Little Pony...
The Final Friends Episode Drove Matt LeBlanc To Start Smoking Again
The actor describes how traumatic it was to film.
How Well Do You Know The Friends Thanksgiving Episodes?
Are you a true Friends fan?
13 Reasons Why The Addams Family Values Is The Ultimate Thanksgiving Movie
And you've been watching it on Halloween for all these years.