The Spice Girls Have Reformed As A Trio Called GEM In A Bizarre YouTube Video No One's Watching
Geri, Emma and Mel. GEM. Seeing a pattern? No?
OK WE'LL JUST TELL YOU THEN. GEM is the (somewhat lazy) new name of the peppy new trio bursting onto our screens ~sometime~ in the future, made up of three former Spice Girls.
'We've been thinking... We have the best fans in the entire world', starts Scary Spice, in the 40 second Youtube video released last night.
'You've stood by us for 20 years, and we wanna say a big thank you,' said Geri Halliwell.
We've had our ups and downs, but you've always been there', added Emma Bunton, AKA Baby Spice.
Mel B chimed in: 'And we wanna celebrate and have a party. And when we do... you're all invited!'
'Happy 20th birthday to all our fans. This is a celebration for you!, the girls shouted.'
'We hope to tell you soon what you want. What you really really want. #Wannabe.'
SO CRYPTIC. So... WEIRD. LITTLE BIT WEIRD. Would it have killed them to get in the same room together?!
Mel C previously spoke to The Sun about a possible gig as a fivesome in London's Hyde Park in 2017:
‘I am keeping tight-lipped. There are lots of discussions going on. Right now I am in the studio working on my own album and that is my focus. I’m taking it slowly.’
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?! WILL VICTORIA SHOW UP!? Oh, say you'll be there, girls!
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