13 Mildly Convenient Super Powers You All Wish You Had
1 A type of Spider Sense that tells me if I should say what I'm thinking or not
2 Being able to sleep and wake up on command
3 The ability to read the thoughts of a fish. I feel like they know a lot more then we give them credit for
4 The ability to grow or reduce my facial hair on command, I could sport a goatee one day side burns the next
5 The ability to get off of the Internet
6 Perfect high fives
7 The ability to make perfect come backs on the spot
8 The ability to cut in line without ruffling any feathers
9 The power to tell when someone is lying
10 Full control over erections
11 The ability to be entertained/interested by anything
12 Being able to insert the USB plug in one try
13 To always have your shoes tied immediately after you put them on
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