Meet Taylor Swift’s Biggest Fans: Neo Nazis
It’s been a pretty great year to be a Taylor Swift fan. Since last January, she’s released a music video we were surprised wasn’t banned under the Incitement to Katy Perry Hatred act, tried to patent the year most of this office was born, and, now, she’s got a whole new fan base to impress (though she might not want to).
Oddly enough it turns out that the tall, blonde-haired, blue-eyed singer has quite the Neo-Nazi fandom… We don’t think anyone could have seen that coming, tbh.
In the darkest recesses of the internet’s grubbiest corner, alt-right (read NEO NAZI F***WIT) blog, The Daily Stormer, seems to be keeping constant tabs on Taylor, consistently referring to her as their ‘Aryan Goddess’.
Here are a few of our “favourite” quotes (seriously, there’s some bad language, and even worse opinions, ahead):
First some solid reasoning (IRONY, TO BE CLEAR)
"Firstly, Taylor Swift is a pure Aryan goddess, like something out of classical Greek poetry. Athena reborn. That's the most important thing."
Then the whole thing takes a bit of a turn
"It is also an established fact that Taylor Swift is secretly a Nazi and is simply waiting for the time when Donald Trump makes it safe for her to come out and announce her Aryan agenda to the world. Probably, she will be betrothed to Trump's son, and they will be crowned American royalty."
Until finally (on the Shake It Off video controversy)
“Taylor Swift, a representation of the purest form of divine Aryan beauty, has been Jewed-out by the Jews and has recently behaved like a Black in a stupid music video for some crappy song she didn’t write.”
Ummmmm so what do you think, guys? Taylor Swift – decent (if flawed) human being, or Nazi scum?
Related: These Inspirational Taylor Swift Images Are Actually Hitler Quotes
These Inspirational Taylor Swift Images Are Actually Hitler Quotes
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