U2's The Edge Celebrates Launch Of The New Galaxy Edge
1 THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE
Woah! What an edge! Scientists say it’s the biggest edge in the whole universe. I don’t know about that, but I do know what I like, and that’s edges. The bigger the better.
Another fun guy who liked edges so much he changed his name to Edge is Edge, the WWE wrestler. People are always asking me if we’re related. We’re not, we just like edges and have the same name, Edge, except I’m called The Edge, and Edge is just called Edge.
3 STRAIGHT EDGE
I’m in U2, and I know that nothing is more rock and roll than refraining from using alcohol, tobacco and other recreational drugs. When you have edges, you don’t need drugs. Edges are like a drug! Sometimes I feel like I’m high on edges.
4 EDGE OF TOMORROW
Edge Of Tomorrow is my favourite film about edges. It’s got a clever title, because we’re always on the edge of tomorrow, even when tomorrow becomes today. It was a real dream for edge fans when Tom Cruise brought this to the big screen, and I hope to thank him one day.
This one is a real mindbender, but stay with me! I love how edges can keep me thinking! EDGE is an acronym for Enhanced Data rates for GSM Evolution, a digital mobile phone technology that allows improved data transmission rates. See what I mean? Edges... where will the madness end? Answer: at the edge. That’s a good joke about edges.
6 THE FORD EDGE
I don’t know anything about cars, but I know what I like, and that’s edges! If I was allowed to choose what car U2 travel in, I’d choose the Ford Edge. I don’t think you need to ask me why. It’s because it’s named Edge.
7 JAGGED EDGE
I know earlier I said Edge Of Tomorrow is my favourite film about edges, but it’s not. It’s my second favourite film about edges. Jagged Edge, the 1995 courtroom drama starring Glenn Close, is my favourite film about edges.
8 JAGGED EDGE
‘Hey, The Edge! You’ve already had Jagged Edge in the list! What’s going on, have you lost your edge?’ I bet that’s what you’re yelling at the screen right now isn’t it? Well calm down, I’m talking about Jagged Edge, the American R&B group who had a number of hit singles between 1997 and 2002, including ‘He Can’t Love You’, and ‘Promise’.
9 102.1 THE EDGE
Anyone who knows me will know what I like. Edges. But I also like rock and roll. Almost as much as I like edges! So of course it makes perfect sense that I like 102.1 The Edge, the rock and roll radio station from Toronto. And not just because Toronto is on the edge of Canada! Though that is a big reason.
Edgbaston is my favourite place in the world. How could it not be? It’s got the word ‘edge’ in its name! Where else can say that, except for Edge Hill in Merseyside, Edgware in London, Edgewater New Jersey, or Edgecliff, Australia? Or Edgewood in Maryland. The only thing that could make Edgbaston any better would be if it was on the edge of Birmingham! But it’s not. It’s bordered by Moseley to the South East.
Anyway, that’s my top ten edges! Let me know if you think they have the edge over your edges! The Edge.
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