13 Shockin' Zero-Budget Pop Videos
1 D4NNY - GOODBYE
Pouring his heart out in the sixth-form college café, he is.
1 min 37 sec: "I just wanna leave this settee/This bullshit isn't happening agaaaaaiin."
2 REH DOGG - WHY MUST I CRY?
A typical Reh Dogg day: sweat, sob, shower, get pursued through woods, repeat.
0 min 26 sec: A coy fingering of the shower door followed by a lively soaping-up of the bumcheeks.
3 MARK GORMLEY - LITTLE WINGS
A voice as high and proud as the bird it serenades.
0 min 59 sec: Gives us shivers down the spine! (Plus vibrations in the armpits and quivers up the nipsy).
4 CRAZY LOCS - FOR THE MOMMYS
Sooo… what’s going on with your hands there, dude?
2 min 44 sec: "The way your bodies are forrrmed/Torns/Me orrrrn/When I'm at horrme alorrne/I always call you on my cordless phoorrrne."
5 BUMFLUFF GANGSTA YOOF - FREESTYLE RAP
Serious trouble awaits anyone who wanders onto their patch (i.e. the climbing frame).
0 min 17 sec: Big-boobed "girl-girl" Katie Price gets the seal of approval.
6 BANGS - TAKE U TO DA MOVIES
Enjoy overly detailed, weirdly specific songs about cinema-going? Then you are in luck!
0 min 49 sec: "Take a step through the door/Be careful, don't fall!/Let's sit on those two chairs."
7 MAX HARRIS - HIGH
He’s a on a battleship, it’s sinking, please help him.
1 min 21 sec: And the Grammy for Best Anguished Whispering goes to...
8 DOUBLE TAKE - HOT PROBLEMS
They are half-joking, but then they’re also half-not-joking.
"Girls say I'm conceited/On behalf all hot girls: those comments aren't needed."
9 VENNU MALESH - IT'S MY LIFE WHATEVER I WANNA DO
He’s a brain-eater, a mind-reader, a smart cheater and a kids-lover.
2 min 21 sec: Vennu's backing singer lets slip a momentary cringe of doubt.
10 GENSA - WILDER
Gensa has a somewhat footloose and fancy-free approach to singing in tune.
4 min 7 sec: Just when you start to think it'll never, ever end, ever – it finally ends.
11 COREY FELDMAN - ASCENSION MILLENIUM
Charlie Sheen X Michael Jackson = Corey Feldman.
1 min 34 sec: OMFG is that Sean Astin from Goonies/Lord Of The Rings?! Oh, Sean…
12 KIDS ON STAGE FOR A BETTER WORLD - DON'T PASS ME BY
Meet Scientology’s in-house teen-pop band. For reals.
4 min 20 sec: Mr Coolguy O'Satintrousers leads a final, triumphant charge by the children of Xenu.
13 JAN TERRI - SKYROCKETS
Hell hath no fury like a dog-walking Jan scorned.
0 min 19 sec: We like our Jan like we like our whiskey – on the rocks.
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