Jon Stewart's 11 Smuttiest Daily Show Segment Titles
Before the much respected and beloved writer, broadcaster, satirist and all-round good egg Jon Stewart stood down as host of The Daily Show, he'd been a hugely influential political figure throughout his 16 years in charge. So it seems appropriate to cast our minds back to some of his most hard-hitting, informative, crucial segments, such as the section where a guest could take the floor...
1. Come On Jon Stewart
His segment for ruthlessly dissecting public figures worthy of condemnation...
2. Jon Stewart Fingers Some A**holes And Then Gives Them A Vigorous Tongue-Lashing
His segment for fearless political scrutiny...
3. Jon Stewart Pokes Around Congress's Back Door
His segment for even more probing political scrutiny...
4. Jon Stewart Rectally Penetrates Congress's A$$hole
His segment for motivating and inspiring the future generation...
5. Jon Stewart Touches Kids
His technophobic segment...
6. Jon Stewart Looks At Kids' Junk
His segment where he 'jammed on the issues of the day with an eye in making them accessible to young people'...
7. Jon Stewart Jizz-Ams In Front Of Children
His segment investigating the process behind passing laws...
8. Jon Stewart Delves Into Your Briefs
Which would become...
9. Jon Stewart's Barely Legal
Before under-going final refinement and blossoming into the segment we all know and love...
10. Jon Stewart Pulls Down Your Pants And Touches Your Penis
With Jon's impending farewell looming, his trusty correspondents couldn't help but shed a few tears thinking of the big hole his presence will leave behind in one final segment called...
11. The Correspondents Get Wet Thinking About Jon's Gaping Hole
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