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  • 00:15

    Impractical Jokers

    Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The jokers act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. Go to Impractical Jokers

  • 00:45

    Two And A Half Men

    Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. Ms. McMartin asks Walden and Alan if they would consider adopting a six-year-old boy named Louis. Walden tries very hard to make Louis feel at home... but will they get on? [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 01:15

    South Park

    Handicar: Timmy's new transportation service, to raise money for summer camp, makes him a lot of enemies - including arch nemeses Nathan and Mimsy! This is not going to end well... [S]

  • 01:45

    South Park

    Kenny Dies: When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan takes it especially hard. Will Cartman's truck load of foetuses help with a cure? Or does he have other plans for them... [S]

  • 02:15

    Workaholics

    Webcam Girl: Alone on Valentine's Day, the guys turn to a webcam girl for romance. All three wind up falling in love with her. The guys then find out her IP address so they can track her down! Go to Workaholics

  • 02:45

    Two And A Half Men

    Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants: When Walden takes Alan along to a charity fundraiser, Alan is gob-smacked to meet 'Wonder Woman' Lynda Carter! Will Walden set them up together...? [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:10

    Two And A Half Men

    Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie: The guys meet two smokin' hot ladies in a bar and have a great night but when they plan to meet them again it brings out the green-eyed monster in Lyndsey. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:30

    Two And A Half Men

    Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room: Larry discovers that Lyndsey is having an affair... but thinks it's with Walden! Could a face from the past be Walden's saviour? Or is she just more trouble?! [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:55

    Two And A Half Men

    On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! Alan's relationship with the transsexual Paula continues, but then her hot ex-wife shows up... Jenny gets a taste of her own one-night stand medicine. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 04:15

    Two And A Half Men

    Tazed In The Lady Nuts: Walden is intrigued by a new tech start-up but is he willing to go the extra mile to be involved? Jennie and Brooke try to get to know each other, and Alan has crotch problems. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 04:35

    Mike & Molly

    Bachelor/Bachelorette: Mike's dad arrives in town just in time for his bachelor party but it's Molly's bachelorette party where the naughtiness is really at! [S] Go to Mike & Molly

  • 05:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 06:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 08:00

    Two And A Half Men

    Bite Me, Supreme Court: Marty decides it's time to make an honest woman out of Evelyn, but first comes the bachelor party - what could go wrong with Walden and Alan in charge? [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 08:35

    Two And A Half Men

    Three Fingers of Crème De Menthe: Walden's masculinity comes into question when he can't change a flat tyre. Time to prove something! Meanwhile, Larry has a shocking revelation for Alan. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 09:00

    The Middle

    The Drop Off: Against Axl's wishes, the whole family takes him to college at East Indiana State University and helps him move into the dorm. Meanwhile, Brick keeps losing his new cell phone. [S] Go to The Middle

  • 09:30

    The Middle

    Change in the Air: Brick starts middle school, while Sue feels a sense of freedom without Axl around. Frankie finds out that Axl is texting Mike and not her and is determined to get Axl to text her. [S] Go to The Middle

  • 10:00

    Two And A Half Men

    Best H.O. Money Can Buy (2): Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. Charlie teases Jake by threatening to send him to military school. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 10:30

    Two And A Half Men

    Pinocchio's Mouth: Charlie's new lady wants them to relocate their relationship to her place, but Charlie is resistant to the move. Jake tries to bypass being grounded. First appearance of Chelsea. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 11:00

    Friends

    The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work: When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. [S] Go to Friends

  • 11:30

    Friends

    The One With Phoebe's Rats: Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. [S] Go to Friends

  • 11:55

    Friends

    The One Where Monica Sings: Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. [S] Go to Friends

  • 12:30

    Friends

    The One With The Blind Dates: Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. [S] Go to Friends

  • 13:00

    Friends

    The One With The Mugging: Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. [S] Go to Friends

  • 13:30

    Friends

    The One With The Boob Job: Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. [S] Go to Friends

  • 14:00

    Friends

    The One With The Memorial Service: Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. [S] Go to Friends

  • 14:30

    Friends

    The One With The Lottery: The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. [S] Go to Friends

  • 15:00

    Friends

    The One With Rachel's Dream: After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. [S] Go to Friends

  • 15:30

    Friends

    The One With The Soap Opera Party: Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. [S] Go to Friends

  • 16:00

    Friends

    The One Where Monica Sings: Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. [S] Go to Friends

  • 16:35

    Friends

    The One With The Blind Dates: Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. [S] Go to Friends

  • 17:00

    Friends

    The One With The Mugging: Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. [S] Go to Friends

  • 17:30

    Friends

    The One With The Boob Job: Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. [S] Go to Friends

  • 18:00

    Friends

    The One With The Memorial Service: Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. [S] Go to Friends

  • 18:30

    Friends

    The One With The Lottery: The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. [S] Go to Friends

  • 19:00

    Friends

    The One With Rachel's Dream: After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. [S] Go to Friends

  • 19:30

    Friends

    The One With The Soap Opera Party: Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. [S] Go to Friends

  • 20:00

    Friends

    The One With The Fertility Test: Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! [S] Go to Friends

  • 20:30

    Friends

    The One With The Donor: Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. [S] Go to Friends

  • 21:00

    New: Two And A Half Men

    Alan Shot a Little Girl: Ms. McMartin approves Alan and Walden to foster Louis. It's not long before Louis tries to manipulate Alan to get what he wants - will Alan be the "cool" dad? Go to New: Two And A Half Men

  • 21:30

    New: Drunk History

    Comedians get drunk and teach us about history. Tonight Romesh Ranganathan talks Tutankhamen, Joe Lycett on highway man Dick Turpin, and Tom Rosenthal explains how Byron had a pet bear! Go to New: Drunk History

  • 22:00

    New: Impractical Jokers

    Hidden camera practical joke show. Defeat means revealing all for the loser! The guys give terrible safety presentations and attempt to persuade strangers that their online dating profiles are legit! Go to New: Impractical Jokers

  • 22:30

    New: Inside Amy Schumer

    Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Tonight Amy auditions for an illicit internet video, we witness the aftermath of a one-night stand, and there's a regrettable airplane flight. Go to New: Inside Amy Schumer

  • 23:00

    Russell Howard's Good News

    Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; how sperm makes you younger, how Britain has the 'worst' quality of life, and tonight's topical guest has something to hide... [S] Go to Russell Howard's Good News