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  • 00:00

    New: Anger Management

    Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister: Sean tells Charlie not to have sex with his visiting sister, an artist named Lauren. Patrick and Lacey discover that they are dating the same man. [S]

  • 00:30

    South Park

    A Nightmare On Face Time: Randy is all excited at buying the bargain of the century - a Blockbuster video rental store for $10,000! But all is not as it seems at this isolated, wintry place... [S]

  • 01:00

    South Park

    Hell On Earth 2006: Satan decides to have a Sweet 16 style party in L.A. on Halloween. The gang perform a ritual and mange to summon Biggie Smalls - who demands Butters helps him get to the party! [S]

  • 01:30

    South Park

    Dead Celebrities: The ghost of Michael Jackson refuses to accept his demise, leaving the rest of the recently departed celebrities frustrated in purgatory and poor little Ike having ghostly visits! [S]

  • 02:00

    New: Workaholics

    Fat Cuz: When Ders, Adam and Blake find there's not enough parking spaces at their new office they hatch a plan to use Adam's disabled cousin, Devin, to use one of the handicap spaces. [S]

  • 02:30

    Two And A Half Men

    Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room: Larry discovers that Lyndsey is having an affair... but thinks it's with Walden! Could a face from the past be Walden's saviour? Or is she just more trouble?! [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:00

    Two And A Half Men

    On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! Alan's relationship with the transsexual Paula continues, but then her hot ex-wife shows up... Jenny gets a taste of her own one-night stand medicine. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:20

    The King Of Queens

    Nocturnal Omission: Doug learns that Kelly has plans to get back with Deacon, but when Deacon has the chance to sleep with an attractive woman, Doug keeps quiet and lets him have his fun. [S]

  • 03:45

    Rules Of Engagement

    100th: Brenda unexpectedly goes into labour on the day of Jen and Adam's wedding. Jen and Adam look for a sign as to whether they should get married at all, when a priest happens to walk by... [S]

  • 04:10

    Rules Of Engagement

    Pilot: Married couple Jeff and Audrey have just learned their next door neighbour, Jennifer, has become engaged to her boyfriend, Adam. Maybe Jeff shouldn't give Adam engagement advice... [S]

  • 04:35

    Frasier

    Three Dates And A Break-Up (1 of 2): Frasier is flattered when three women all try to make dates with him - all of which he accepts. All across the same three-day weekend! [S] [AD]

  • 05:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 06:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 08:00

    Mike & Molly

    Carl Gets A Roommate: Mike and Molly find a spot of basement D.I.Y. more difficult than they expected. Carl is persuaded a flatmate is what he needs in life - maybe a servant would be a better idea... [S] Go to Mike & Molly

  • 08:35

    Mike & Molly

    The Princess and The Troll: Valentine's Day approaches, so Mike & Molly are 'baby making', Carl and Samuel are trying out a new pick-up joint, and Victoria is set up on a date with a familiar face... [S] Go to Mike & Molly

  • 09:00

    Rules Of Engagement

    The Birthday Deal: When it's time to plan a party for Jeff's birthday, everyone gets involved. Meanwhile, Russell is obsessed with trying to figure out what Jeff's birthday present really is. [S]

  • 09:30

    Rules Of Engagement

    The Young and The Restless: Audrey bets Jeff that he can't get a phone number from a younger woman, and gives him a night without his wedding ring to try. Meanwhile, Jennifer is mad at Adam... [S]

  • 10:00

    Two And A Half Men

    Tazed In The Lady Nuts: Walden is intrigued by a new tech start-up but is he willing to go the extra mile to be involved? Jennie and Brooke try to get to know each other, and Alan has crotch problems. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 10:30

    Two And A Half Men

    Bite Me, Supreme Court: Marty decides it's time to make an honest woman out of Evelyn, but first comes the bachelor party - what could go wrong with Walden and Alan in charge? [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 11:00

    Friends

    The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. [S] Go to Friends

  • 11:30

    Friends

    The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. [S] Go to Friends

  • 12:00

    Friends

    The One Where No One Proposes: Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. [S] Go to Friends

  • 12:30

    Friends

    The One Where Emma Cries: When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 13:00

    Friends

    The One With the Pediatrician: Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. [S] Go to Friends

  • 13:30

    Friends

    The One With the Sharks: Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. [S] Go to Friends

  • 13:55

    Friends

    The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner: Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. [S] Go to Friends

  • 14:25

    Friends

    The One With the Male Nanny: Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". [S] Go to Friends

  • 15:00

    Friends

    The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song: Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. [S] Go to Friends

  • 15:30

    Friends

    The One With Rachel's Other Sister: Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. [S] Go to Friends

  • 16:00

    Friends

    The One Where No One Proposes: Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. [S] Go to Friends

  • 16:30

    Friends

    The One Where Emma Cries: When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 17:00

    Friends

    The One With the Pediatrician: Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. [S] Go to Friends

  • 17:30

    Friends

    The One With the Sharks: Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. [S] Go to Friends

  • 17:55

    Friends

    The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner: Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. [S] Go to Friends

  • 18:30

    Friends

    The One With the Male Nanny: Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". [S] Go to Friends

  • 19:05

    Two And A Half Men

    Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead: Larry dumps Lyndsey for lying to him about Alan (aka Jeff Strongman) being her ex. Meanwhile, Gretchen accepts Alan's proposal - but will the wedding go to plan? [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 19:30

    Friends

    The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song: Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. [S] Go to Friends

  • 20:00

    Friends

    The One With Rachel's Other Sister: Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. [S] Go to Friends

  • 20:30

    New: Impractical Jokers

    Hidden camera practical joke show. As they continue to review their favourite moments from the past season, the guys reveal even more surprising occurrences and never-before-seen footage.

  • 21:00

    Norbit

    The mild-mannered Norbit is engaged to the monstrous Rasputia, but when his childhood love returns to town he schemes to find a way to be with her. Eddie Murphy and Thandie Newton star. (2007)

  • 23:00

    Russell Howard's Good News

    Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a creepy weirdo, a spy pigeon, racist babies in the UK, Taliban trained monkeys, and a kidnapped gnome! [S] Go to Russell Howard's Good News