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  • 00:10

    South Park

    South Park - 1603 - Faith Hilling

    Faith Hilling: The world of internet memes is spinning out of control, leaving Cartman and Kyle racing to keep up. But what nefarious schemes do interweb cats have up their sleeves? [S]

  • 00:40

    South Park

    South Park - 1604 - Jewpacabra

    Jewpacabra: With Passover and Easter coinciding Cartman tries to convince everyone that the mythical creature Jewpacabra will be on the hunt for all non-believers. His little scheme soon backfires. [S]

  • 01:10

    South Park

    South Park - 1601 - Reverse Cowgirl

    Reverse Cowgirl: When Clive leaves the toilet seat up no one could foresee it would have such dire consequences. The boys' efforts to help him through the aftermath lead to all manners of spookiness. [S]

  • 01:40

    South Park

    South Park - 1602 - Cash For Gold

    Cash For Gold: Stan receives expensive jewellery from his grandpa but when the boys discover the scandal behind it they're on a mission to take on the J&G Shopping Network! Cartman has other ideas... [S]

  • 02:10

    South Park

    South Park - 1603 - Faith Hilling

    Faith Hilling: The world of internet memes is spinning out of control, leaving Cartman and Kyle racing to keep up. But what nefarious schemes do interweb cats have up their sleeves? [S]

  • 02:40

    South Park

    South Park - 1604 - Jewpacabra

    Jewpacabra: With Passover and Easter coinciding Cartman tries to convince everyone that the mythical creature Jewpacabra will be on the hunt for all non-believers. His little scheme soon backfires. [S]

  • 03:10

    Two And A Half Men

    Young People Have Phlegm Too

    Young People Have Phlegm Too: Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him and Alan to a new club, where the brothers are mortified to find that they are considered old. That's not Charlie's only woe... [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:30

    The King Of Queens

    Better Camera

    Better Camera: Lou Ferrigno, the actor who played The Incredible Hulk in the 1980s, moves in next door and Arthur vows to get him to read his script. Guest starring Lou Ferrigno. [S]

  • 03:55

    Rules Of Engagement

    For Fun

    For Fun: Jeff, tired of co-workers asking for donations, informs his employees that he will no longer take part in their charities. Though he soon lives to regret this... [S] [AD]

  • 04:15

    Rules Of Engagement

    Refusing To Budget

    Refusing To Budget: Timmy tries to teach Russell to budget his money, now that his mother has cut him off. Meanwhile, Adam tries to get Jennifer to stop cracking her knuckles. [S] [AD]

  • 04:35

    Frasier

    Moons Over Seattle

    Moons Over Seattle: Niles succeeds in bringing Daphne's dad to Seattle but he still doesn't want to get back with Mrs Moon, so Niles decides to dangle a possible love rival... Season nine finale. [S] [AD]

  • 05:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 06:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 08:00

    Two And A Half Men

    Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee A Lot (2)

    Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2): Despite Judith and Alan's disapproval of their relationship, Charlie and Myra continue their relationship. Could Alan get lucky at Herb and Judith's wedding? [S] [AD] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 08:30

    Two And A Half Men

    Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

    Tucked, Taped And Gorgeous: Alan's friendship with a gay man causes him to question his own sexuality and everyone thinks he's "coming out of the closet". Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter. [S] [AD] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 09:00

    Mike & Molly

    Molly Gets A Hat

    Molly Gets A Hat: Exclusive to Comedy Central. When Mike's overbearing mother buys Molly a new hat as a gesture of goodwill, Molly feels obliged to invite her to spend Thanksgiving with her family. [S] Go to Mike & Molly

  • 09:30

    Mike & Molly

    Carl Gets A Girl

    Carl Gets A Girl: Exclusive to Comedy Central. When Carl gets a new girlfriend he makes good use of Mike's apartment. Mike begins to bond well with Molly's mum. [S] Go to Mike & Molly

  • 10:00

    Friends

    The One With The Dozen Lasagnas

    The One With The Dozen Lasagnas: Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 10:30

    Friends

    The One With The Boobies

    The One With The Boobies: Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 11:00

    Two And A Half Men

    Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee A Lot (2)

    Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2): Despite Judith and Alan's disapproval of their relationship, Charlie and Myra continue their relationship. Could Alan get lucky at Herb and Judith's wedding? [S] [AD] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 11:30

    Two And A Half Men

    Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

    Tucked, Taped And Gorgeous: Alan's friendship with a gay man causes him to question his own sexuality and everyone thinks he's "coming out of the closet". Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter. [S] [AD] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 12:00

    Friends

    The One With The Candy Hearts

    The One With The Candy Hearts: Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 12:30

    Friends

    The One With The Stoned Guy

    The One With The Stoned Guy: Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 13:00

    Friends

    The One With All The Poker

    The One With All The Poker: Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 13:30

    Friends

    The One Where The Monkey Gets Away

    The One Where The Monkey Gets Away: The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 14:00

    Rules Of Engagement

    Little Bummer Boy

    Little Bummer Boy: Audrey attempts to prove she is the funny one in her relationship with Jeff, at Jeff's office Christmas party! Russell dresses Timmy as an elf, in yet another way to embarrass him. [S] [AD]

  • 14:30

    Rules Of Engagement

    The Home Stretch

    The Home Stretch: Adam reveals his cheerleading past to Jennifer, which embarrasses her a lot. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy fight for the affections of the new waitress at the Island Diner. [S] [AD]

  • 15:00

    Friends

    The One With The Evil Orthodontist

    The One With The Evil Orthodontist: Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 15:30

    Friends

    The One With Fake Monica

    The One With Fake Monica: When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 16:00

    Two And A Half Men

    I Called Him Magoo

    I Called Him Magoo: Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend Lyndsey. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to get the "girlfriend experience" from a prostitute. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 16:30

    Two And A Half Men

    A Pudding-Filled Cactus

    A Pudding-Filled Cactus: Alan is all a whirl as he tries to keep Lyndsey and Melissa secret from each other. Charlie desperately tries to help in the hope that Alan won't move back in. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 17:00

    Friends

    The One With The Candy Hearts

    The One With The Candy Hearts: Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 17:25

    Friends

    The One With The Stoned Guy

    The One With The Stoned Guy: Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 18:00

    Friends

    The One With All The Poker

    The One With All The Poker: Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 18:30

    Friends

    The One Where The Monkey Gets Away

    The One Where The Monkey Gets Away: The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 19:00

    Two And A Half Men

    I Called Him Magoo

    I Called Him Magoo: Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend Lyndsey. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to get the "girlfriend experience" from a prostitute. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 19:25

    Two And A Half Men

    A Pudding-Filled Cactus

    A Pudding-Filled Cactus: Alan is all a whirl as he tries to keep Lyndsey and Melissa secret from each other. Charlie desperately tries to help in the hope that Alan won't move back in. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 20:00

    Friends

    The One With The Evil Orthodontist

    The One With The Evil Orthodontist: Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 20:30

    Friends

    The One With Fake Monica

    The One With Fake Monica: When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 21:00

    South Park

    T.M.I.

    T.M.I.: After an embarrassing incident involving his penis, Cartman is sent to anger management and Randy tries his best to deal with the fallout but things just go from bad to worse. [S]

  • 21:30

    South Park

    Crack Baby Athletic Association

    Crack Baby Athletic Association: When Kyle discovers Cartman volunteering with crack babies at the local hospital his suspicions are raised. What part does Slash (from Guns n Roses) play in all this? [S]

  • 22:00

    South Park

    You're Getting Old (1)

    You're Getting Old (1): When Stan gets a Tween Wave CD for his birthday his parents ban him from listening to this "cr**". When Stan starts agreeing with them the boys are not impressed. [S]

  • 22:30

    South Park

    Ass Burgers (2)

    Ass Burgers (2): Stan's existential life crisis (aka being a teenager) continues full-steam, while Cartman goes into the burger business with a super-special-secret ingredient. [S]

  • 23:00

    Super Troopers

    Five Vermont state troopers, avid pranksters with a knack for screwing up, try to save their jobs and out-do the local police department by solving a murder and smashing a drugs ring. (2001) [S]