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  • 00:10

    South Park

    Poor and Stupid: Cartman's secret ambition in life is revealed... to become a NASCAR driver! Stan and Kyle convince him he can make the dream a reality but can Cartman win the race of his life? [S]

  • 00:40

    South Park

    It's A Jersey Thing: Kyle discovers a family secret and the town of South Park must defend itself against being swallowed up by New Jersey and its reality TV stars - especially the monstrous Snooki! [S]

  • 01:10

    South Park

    Insheeption: Whilst in a group therapy session for hoarding, Stan is trapped inside the dream of school counsellor Mr Mackey along with a certain horror movie star of the '80s! [S]

  • 01:40

    South Park

    C****led Summer: At camp with his disabled chums, Jimmy is oblivious to Nathan's attempts to kill him and become champ. The boys arrange an intervention as Towelie's drug use spirals out of control. [S]

  • 02:10

    South Park

    Poor and Stupid: Cartman's secret ambition in life is revealed... to become a NASCAR driver! Stan and Kyle convince him he can make the dream a reality but can Cartman win the race of his life? [S]

  • 02:35

    South Park

    It's A Jersey Thing: Kyle discovers a family secret and the town of South Park must defend itself against being swallowed up by New Jersey and its reality TV stars - especially the monstrous Snooki! [S]

  • 03:00

    Two And A Half Men

    A Good Time In Central Africa: While Berta is away Charlie becomes a little too pleased with her replacement. Lyndsey's ex-husband puts the frighteners on Alan. Judd Nelson guest stars. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:20

    The King Of Queens

    Shrink Wrap: Carrie and Arthur's constant fighting is starting to get to Doug, so Arthur is taken to a therapist to discuss why he has to act up all the time. Ben Stiller and William Hurt guest star. [S]

  • 03:45

    Rules Of Engagement

    Atlantic City: Audrey tries to make Jeff feel guilty for not telling her that his friend's bachelor party in Atlantic City was cancelled. [S] [AD]

  • 04:10

    Rules Of Engagement

    Ghost Story: Audrey gets upset with Jeff when he reveals that he doesn't believe she saw her dead grandmother's ghost. [S] [AD]

  • 04:35

    Frasier

    Caught In The Act: Frasier's ex-wife and children's entertainer, "Nanny G" Guzman, is in town and wants to rekindle their passionate affair, despite the fact that she's still married. [S] [AD]

  • 05:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 06:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 08:00

    Mike & Molly

    After The Lovin': Exclusive to Comedy Central. Mike and Molly spend a romantic weekend together and afterwards, Mike comes on too strong. Carl advises him to play it cool. [S] Go to Mike & Molly

  • 08:35

    Mike & Molly

    Mike Snores: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Mike and Molly's relationship is moving along nicely, until it's interrupted by Mike's very annoying and constant snoring. [S] Go to Mike & Molly

  • 09:00

    Rules Of Engagement

    The Four Pillars: To make Audrey happy, Jeff begrudgingly agrees to see a couple's therapist, while Russell develops a crush on Timmy's fiance. [S] [AD]

  • 09:30

    Rules Of Engagement

    3rd Wheel: Unbeknownst to Jeff, Audrey lies to her friend Liz that she is on Jeff's list of women he would sleep with if Audrey wasn't around. [S] [AD]

  • 10:00

    Two And A Half Men

    A Good Time In Central Africa: While Berta is away Charlie becomes a little too pleased with her replacement. Lyndsey's ex-husband puts the frighteners on Alan. Judd Nelson guest stars. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 10:30

    Two And A Half Men

    Ow, Ow, Don't Stop: When Charlie yet again falls for the feminine wiles of Courtney, Alan gets worried. Surely Charlie wouldn't let himself be taken advantage of for sex? Jenny McCarthy guest-stars. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 11:00

    Two And A Half Men

    Dead From The Waist Down: After seeing Charlie lavish Courtney with gifts, Alan decides he needs to buy Lyndsey an extra special birthday present - but what? Jenny McCarthy guest-stars. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 11:30

    Two And A Half Men

    Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead: Charlie and Courtney have an adult, mature, amicable break-up... leaving Charlie feeling low and reaching for the bourbon. Jane Lynch guest-stars. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 12:00

    Friends

    The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner: Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, ep 05) [S] Go to Friends

  • 12:30

    Friends

    The One With the Male Nanny: Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, ep 06) [S] Go to Friends

  • 13:05

    Friends

    The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song: Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, ep 07) [S] Go to Friends

  • 13:35

    Friends

    The One With Rachel's Other Sister: Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, ep 08) [S] Go to Friends

  • 14:00

    Friends

    The One With Rachel's Phone Number: Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, ep 09) [S] Go to Friends

  • 14:30

    Friends

    The One With Christmas in Tulsa: When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, ep 10) [S] Go to Friends

  • 15:00

    Friends

    The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work: When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, ep 11) [S] Go to Friends

  • 15:30

    Friends

    The One With Phoebe's Rats: Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, ep 12) [S] Go to Friends

  • 16:00

    Friends

    The One Where Monica Sings: Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, ep 13) [S] Go to Friends

  • 16:35

    Friends

    The One With The Blind Dates: Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, ep 14) [S] Go to Friends

  • 17:00

    Friends

    The One With The Mugging: Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. [S] Go to Friends

  • 17:30

    Friends

    The One With The Boob Job: Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. [S] Go to Friends

  • 18:00

    Friends

    The One With The Memorial Service: Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. [S] Go to Friends

  • 18:30

    Friends

    The One With The Lottery: The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. [S] Go to Friends

  • 19:00

    Friends

    The One With Rachel's Dream: After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. [S] Go to Friends

  • 19:25

    Friends

    The One With The Soap Opera Party: Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. [S] Go to Friends

  • 20:00

    Friends

    The One With The Fertility Test: Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! [S] Go to Friends

  • 20:30

    Friends

    The One With The Donor: Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. [S] Go to Friends

  • 21:00

    Russell Howard's Good News

    New. Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; space-hopper loving donkeys, a chair that makes women pregnant, pole dancing for Jesus, and a gay caveman. [S] Go to Russell Howard's Good News

  • 22:00

    Jon Richardson: Funny Magnet

    Team captain on '8 Out Of 10 Cats', the brilliantly funny Jon Richardson discusses the everyday items that have a profound effect on his outlook - an outlook filled with bundles of social anxiety!

  • 23:00

    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet...

    Donna has moved in with Gaz and they decide to lay down some ground rules. (S2, ep5) [S]

  • 23:40

    South Park

    'Coon 2 - Rise of Captain Hindsight (1): The raccoon outfitted superhero, The 'Coon, returns... and this time he's got friends! Will they be able to stop the evil BP and their drilling vessel? [S]