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  • 00:00

    World's Craziest Fools

    A-Team legend Mr T searches the four corners of the earth for some of the biggest fools on the planet. Tonight features; fools up in flames, a drunken Santa, terrible tattoos, and motorway mayhem. Go to World's Craziest Fools

  • 00:30

    Jackass

    Johnny Knoxville gets looks of disbelief as he frantically tries to get his blood soaked car washed. Also features krazy glue test, extreme unicycle, poo switcheroo, and bottle skating! [S]

  • 01:00

    South Park

    Fun With Veal: When the boys discover that veal is made from baby cows they are horrified. Time for a "terrorist" mission to rescue the poor little blighters from their deathly fate! (S6, E04) [S]

  • 01:30

    South Park

    The Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer: The boys are eager to see the Terrance & Phillip trailer (featuring in one of the breaks of 'The Russell Crowe Show'). Events conspire against them. (S6, E05) [S]

  • 02:00

    South Park

    Professor Chaos (1): Butters is sacked by the boys as their replacement best friend - the hunt for a new friend is on! Out for revenge, Butters becomes a super-villain... Professor Chaos! (S6, E06) [S]

  • 02:30

    Two And A Half Men

    If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake: Alan and Judith are both upset when Charlie teaches Jake about distinguishing women's fake implants from real breasts. (S1, E07) [S] [AD] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:00

    Two And A Half Men

    Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without A Snoot-Ful: Charlie is roped into writing the music for Jake's school concert, but finds himself looking after a roomful of fourth-graders. (S1, E08) [S] [AD] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:25

    Two And A Half Men

    The Two Finger Rule: Charlie joins Alan, Herb and Jerome (his next-door neighbour) in a night of alcohol-fuelled sexual reminiscences. Michael Clarke Duncan guest-stars. (S6, E19) [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:50

    Two And A Half Men

    Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau: Evelyn meets Charlie's girlfriend Chelsea, but an anxious Charlie tries to prevent them from being friends and he'll do pretty much anything to stop it happening! (S6, E20) [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 04:10

    Rules Of Engagement

    For Fun: Jeff, tired of co-workers asking for donations, informs his employees that he will no longer take part in their charities. Though he soon lives to regret this...(S5, E10) [S] [AD]

  • 04:35

    Rules Of Engagement

    Refusing To Budget: Timmy tries to teach Russell to budget his money, now that his mother has cut him off. Meanwhile, Adam tries to get Jennifer to stop cracking her knuckles. (S5, E11) [S] [AD]

  • 05:00

    Teleshopping

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  • 06:00

    Teleshopping

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  • 08:00

    Rules Of Engagement

    Little Bummer Boy: Audrey trys to prove she is the funny one in her relationship, at Jeff's office Christmas party! Russell dresses Timmy as an elf, in yet another way to embarrass him. (S5, E12) [S] [AD]

  • 08:35

    Rules Of Engagement

    The Home Stretch: Adam reveals his cheerleading past to Jennifer, which embarrasses her a lot. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy fight for the affections of the new waitress at the Island Diner. (S5, E13) [S] [AD]

  • 09:00

    Friends

    The One With The Candy Hearts: Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 09:30

    Friends

    The One With The Stoned Guy: Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 10:00

    Friends

    The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 10:30

    The Middle

    Unbraceable You: The kids are all ready to start school, but Frankie forgets to check the website, and the kids end up starting school a week late. Sue finally gets her braces off. (S6, E01) [S] Go to The Middle

  • 11:00

    The Middle

    The Loneliest Locker: Sue and Brad write, direct, and star in the senior play, entitled The Loneliest Locker - but with Frankie working a second job, will she make it? (S6, E02) [S] Go to The Middle

  • 11:30

    Friends

    The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 12:00

    Friends

    The One Where The Monkey Gets Away: The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 12:30

    Friends

    The One With The Evil Orthodontist: Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 13:00

    Friends

    The One With Fake Monica: When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 13:30

    The Middle

    Unbraceable You: The kids are all ready to start school, but Frankie forgets to check the website, and the kids end up starting school a week late. Sue finally gets her braces off. (S6, E01) [S] Go to The Middle

  • 14:00

    The Middle

    The Loneliest Locker: Sue and Brad write, direct, and star in the senior play, entitled The Loneliest Locker - but with Frankie working a second job, will she make it? (S6, E02) [S] Go to The Middle

  • 14:30

    Friends

    The One With The Ick Factor: After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 15:00

    Friends

    The One With The Birth: When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 15:30

    Two And A Half Men

    The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie (accidentally) tells Chelsea that he loves her, but doesn't get the response he expected. Time for some drastic measures... (S6, E17) [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 16:00

    Impractical Jokers

    Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) Go to Impractical Jokers

  • 16:30

    Friends

    The One With The Stoned Guy: Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 17:00

    Friends

    The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 17:30

    Friends

    The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 18:00

    Friends

    The One Where The Monkey Gets Away: The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 18:30

    Friends

    The One With The Evil Orthodontist: Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 19:00

    Two And A Half Men

    My Son's Enormous Head: When Chelsea gets sick and Charlie has to take care of her, he must also fight the overwhelming urge to flee. Could Alan finally be of some use? (S6, E18) [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 19:30

    Impractical Jokers

    Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. (S1, E03) Go to Impractical Jokers

  • 20:00

    Friends

    The One With The Ick Factor: After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 20:30

    Friends

    The One With The Birth: When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 21:00

    New: Anger Management

    Charlie Plays Hide And Go Cheat: Charlie begins dating a P.I., who challenges him to try and cheat on her without her realizing. Lacey works as a nude model for Patrick's art class. (S2, E75)

  • 21:30

    New: Anger Management

    Charlie and The Revenge of the Hot Nerd: Charlie begins dating his nerdy ex-girlfriend again, who then hacks into his computer and takes over his life. Lacey launches a plan with Patrick... (S02, E76)

  • 22:00

    New: Workaholics

    Miss BS: The guys try to befriend local news presenter Miss BS, but inadvertently jeopardise their own jobs, so they then must play Miss BS at her own game. (S4, E04) [S] Go to New: Workaholics

  • 22:30

    Inside Amy Schumer

    Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Tonight Amy receives a terrible haircut, breaks wind when she's afraid, and has a romantic encounter with Amber Tamblyn. (S1, E04) Go to Inside Amy Schumer

  • 23:00

    Impractical Jokers

    Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to teach a dance class and sell tickets to Broadway shows. The punishment is to answer "yes" to relationship questions written by the others! (S3, E12) Go to Impractical Jokers

  • 23:30

    Punk'd

    Ashton Kutcher plays practical jokes on unsuspecting celebrities. Today features Pitbull, Too Short and Kelis. (S8, E07)