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  • Sky 112
  • Virgin 132
  • 00:10

    South Park

    Medicinal Fried Chicken: Cartman is furious to find that his favourite restaurant has been turned into a medical marijuana dispensary. Randy is less disappointed. (S14, E03) [S]

  • 00:40

    South Park

    Major B**bage: The hysterical parents of South Park have another reason to panic after 'cheesing' becomes popular among kids. Kenny becomes addicted to the out-of-this-world hallucinations. (S12, E03) [S]

  • 01:10

    Brickleberry

    Saved by the Balls: Ethel tries to cure Connie's dependence on a psychic, while Steve and Denzel do some undercover cop work and are mistaken for the new Russian marijuana growers. (S1, E03)

  • 01:40

    Workaholics

    Piss & S**t: It's hardcore party time for Anders, Blake, and Adam... shame they've got work the next day. Work that involves their regular drug test. Now, where can they find pure pee... [S] Go to Workaholics

  • 02:10

    Impractical Jokers

    Hidden camera practical joke show. Which one of the fake podiatrists will see defeat? The guys convince strangers to bury strange things in a park, and must stare their way through a store. (S4, E04) Go to Impractical Jokers

  • 02:40

    Epic Meal Empire

    The Feast and the Furious: The team hopes a motorized meal they make for a used car dealer won't be a real lemon, and Natalie enlists some help to make the guys sound slightly less Canadian. (S1, E02) Go to Epic Meal Empire

  • 03:05

    Two And A Half Men

    Help Daddy Find His Toenail: Charlie and Linda attend a function crowning Linda judge of the year, but a pill Charlie takes makes him act crazy. Jake sneaks out to attend a rock concert. (S5, E06) [S] [AD] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:30

    Two And A Half Men

    The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room: Charlie and Alan have a dispute about Alan's role in the house, leading to Alan and Jake moving in with his mother. Teddy and Evelyn aren't happy. (S5, E07) [S] [AD] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:55

    Two And A Half Men

    Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as 'Charlie Waffles', much to Alan's annoyance. Charlie has a dubious cure to his sudden stage fright...(S5, E08) [S] [AD] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 04:15

    Two And A Half Men

    Tight's Good: After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister, Courtney. Oh dear, Charlie... Jenny McCarthy guest stars. (S5, E09) [S] [AD] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 04:35

    Two And A Half Men

    Kinda Like Necrophilia: While trying to help Jake get over a breakup, Alan finds out it was Charlie who stole his high school girlfriend, so he plots his revenge. Who will come out on top? (S5, E10) [S] [AD] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 05:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 06:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 08:00

    Friends

    The One With Ross's New Girlfriend: Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 08:35

    Friends

    The One With The Breast Milk: The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 09:00

    Friends

    The One Where Heckles Dies: After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 09:30

    Friends

    The One With Phoebe's Husband: Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 10:00

    Friends

    The One With Phoebe's Dad: Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 10:30

    Friends

    The One With Russ: While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 11:00

    Friends

    The One With The Lesbian Wedding: Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 11:30

    Friends

    The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 12:00

    Friends

    The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. (S2, E13) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 12:30

    Friends

    The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know: Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 13:00

    Friends

    The One Where Joey Moves Out: After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 13:30

    Friends

    The One Where Eddie Moves In: Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 14:00

    Friends

    The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 14:30

    Friends

    The One Where Old Yeller Dies: Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 15:00

    Friends

    The One With The Bullies: Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 15:30

    Friends

    The One With Two Parties: Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 16:00

    Friends

    The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding: Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancé's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 16:30

    Friends

    The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy: Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 17:00

    Friends

    The One Where No One's Ready: In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 17:30

    Friends

    The One With The Jam: After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 18:00

    Friends

    The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel: Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 18:30

    Friends

    The One With Frank, Jr: Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) [S] Go to Friends

  • 19:00

    Friends

    The One With The Flashback: When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 19:30

    Friends

    The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 20:00

    Friends

    The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 20:30

    Friends

    The One Where Rachel Quits: Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 21:00

    You Don't Mess With The Zohan

    Tired of all the fighting in his country, legendary Israeli commando Zohan (Adam Sandler) fakes his own death and goes to New York, where he can fulfill his dream: to become a hairstylist. (2008)

  • 23:10

    Impractical Jokers

    Hidden camera practical joke show. Q gets picked on as Jokers turn voters when deciding who has to embarrass themselves. But will it backfire? Friendships are tested this week! (S4, E06) Go to Impractical Jokers

  • 23:40

    Impractical Jokers

    Practical joke show. The guys spare no shame doing whatever they're told to do when bowling. Also, a potato scoop challenge proves as hard as convincing someone imaginary clouds exist! (S4, E07) Go to Impractical Jokers