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  • 00:00

    World's Craziest Fools

    A-Team legend Mr T searches the four corners of the earth for some of the biggest fools on the planet. Tonight features; fools up in flames, a drunken Santa, terrible tattoos, and motorway mayhem. Go to World's Craziest Fools

  • 00:30

    South Park

    A Scause For Applause: Rocked by the news of drug use by an icon, the boys join with the rest of the nation and remove their yellow wristbands. Except for Stan. It's time to make a stand. (S16, E13) [S]

  • 01:00

    South Park

    Obama Wins! Just what evil deeds has Cartman been up to? And what is he hiding in his bedroom? It's up to the boys to find out, and the truth could rock America to its very core! (S16, E14) [S]

  • 01:30

    South Park

    Let Go, Let Gov: Cartman is enraged by the discovery that the NSA is spying on American. Time to go undercover and broadcast their shocking secret over a new (and rudely named) website! (S17, E01) [S]

  • 02:00

    South Park

    Informative Murder Porn: Stan is shocked to discover his parents watching 'murder porn' - time for the children of South Park to teach their parents a thing or two about morals! (S17, E02) [S]

  • 02:30

    Two And A Half Men

    A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer: Lyndsey tells Alan she loves him and asks him to move in with her. Charlie, sensing getting his home back to himself, does all he can to make it happen! (S8, E02) [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:00

    Two And A Half Men

    A Pudding-Filled Cactus: Alan is all a whirl as he tries to keep Lyndsey and Melissa secret from each other. Charlie desperately tries to help in the hope that Alan won't move back in. (S8, E03) [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:25

    Two And A Half Men

    Yes, Monsignor: Charlie encounters Lisa, the woman he thought was "the one" until he found out she was engaged. Jake gets some dirt on his dad. Denise Richards guest-stars. (S2, E09) [S] [AD] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:50

    Two And A Half Men

    The Salmon Under My Sweater: Charlie asks Jake's help to write the song for a cartoon based on his nephew's favourite comic. Rose surprises Alan with her intellect - is romance in the air? (S2, E10) [S] [AD] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 04:10

    Rules Of Engagement

    Rug-Of-War: When Jeff and Audrey decide to purchase a rug, they give their "broken in" one to Jennifer and Adam. Jeff & Audrey try to go to an adoption fair and end up with big confusion. (S5, E03) [S] [AD]

  • 04:35

    Rules Of Engagement

    Baked: Trying to find a calling in life, Audrey decides to start a cookie business. Jennifer and Adam discover marijuana in an old storage box, and become more "baked" than Audrey's cookies. (S5, E06) [S] [AD]

  • 05:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 06:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 08:00

    Two And A Half Men

    Hookers, Hookers, Hookers: Tensions rise after Alan, Lyndsey and the boys are forced to move in with Charlie. Lyndsey's ex-husband reappears full of regrets. Judd Nelson guest stars. (S8, E04) [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 08:35

    Two And A Half Men

    The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel: Charlie tells everyone he's going to Las Vegas but someone's got a secret. Alan decides to go out on the town as "Charlie" in order to have a good time. (S8, E05) [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 09:00

    Friends

    The One With All The Jealousy: Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 09:30

    Friends

    The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends: Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 10:00

    The Middle

    Change in the Air: Brick starts middle school, while Sue feels a sense of freedom without Axl around. Frankie finds out that Axl is texting Mike and not her and trys to get Axl to text her. (S5, E02) [S] Go to The Middle

  • 10:30

    Friends

    The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner: Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) [S] Go to Friends

  • 11:00

    New: See Dad Run

    See Dad Lose Janie: David has to take Emily and Joe to school and take Janie to Mommy and Me class and get everybody home in time for a much-anticipated piano lesson. Wowzers!

  • 11:30

    Rules Of Engagement

    Les-Bro: Audrey and Jeff become tired of finding a surrogate, but Jeff's lesbian friend agrees to help them. Meanwhile, Adam is desperate to have a boy's night out. Joan Collins guest stars. (S5, E08) [S] [AD]

  • 12:00

    Friends

    The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 12:30

    Friends

    The One Without The Ski Trip: Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 13:00

    Friends

    The One With The Hypnosis Tape: Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 13:30

    Friends

    The One With The Tiny T-Shirt: Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) [S] Go to Friends

  • 14:00

    Friends

    The One With The Dollhouse: Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) [S] Go to Friends

  • 14:30

    Friends

    The One With A Chick And A Duck: When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 15:00

    Friends

    The One With The Screamer: Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 15:30

    Friends

    The One With Ross's Thing: Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 16:00

    Friends

    The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 16:30

    Friends

    The One Without The Ski Trip: Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 17:00

    Friends

    The One With The Hypnosis Tape: Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 17:30

    Friends

    The One With The Tiny T-Shirt: Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) [S] Go to Friends

  • 18:00

    Friends

    The One With The Dollhouse: Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) [S] Go to Friends

  • 18:30

    Friends

    The One With A Chick And A Duck: When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 19:00

    Impractical Jokers

    Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work as optometrists, provide incorrect financial advice, and attempt to secure numerous votes by campaigning on ridiculous political platforms. (S3, E11) Go to Impractical Jokers

  • 19:30

    Impractical Jokers

    Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to teach a dance class and sell tickets to Broadway shows. The punishment is to answer "yes" to relationship questions written by the others! (S3, E12) Go to Impractical Jokers

  • 20:00

    Friends

    The One With The Screamer: Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 20:30

    Friends

    The One With Ross's Thing: Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 21:00

    Lee Evans: Roadrunner - Live At The O2

    e O2: Mr Evans performs to another gigantic crowd on his 2011 tour, where he fumes about; breaking down on the motorway, airport hassle, and a certain late-night TV channel he'd recently noticed! [S]

  • 22:00

    Russell Howard's Stand Up Central

    His guests are Doc Brown and Paul McCaffery. (S1, E04) Go to Russell Howard's Stand Up Central

  • 22:30

    Russell Howard Stand Up Central

    His guests are Nish Kumar and Sara Pascoe.

  • 23:00

    New: Brickleberry

    Ranger Games: Steve takes steroids so he can compete in the Ranger Games. Meanwhile, Malloy takes in Hobo Larry as a pet, and Denzel learns how to ice skate. (S02, E06)

  • 23:30

    World's Craziest Fools

    A-Team legend Mr T searches the four corners of the earth for some of the biggest fools on the planet. Tonight features; fools up in flames, a drunken Santa, terrible tattoos, and motorway mayhem. Go to World's Craziest Fools