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  • 00:00

    New: South Park

    Handicar: Timmy's new transportation service, to raise money for summer camp, makes him a lot of enemies - including arch nemeses Nathan and Mimsy! This is not going to end well... [S]

  • 00:30

    New: Workaholics

    True Dromance: When the guys can't get in contact with Karl, their dealer, Adam suggests they go to a tattoo parlour to search for a new supplier - what will Karl think about Lisa the tattoo artist? [S]

  • 01:00

    South Park

    I'm A Little Bit Country: Mr Garrison gets angry when he discovers the boys don't know who the Founding Fathers are. Cartman tries to induce a flashback to 1776 to find out what the fuss is all about. [S]

  • 01:30

    South Park

    Fat Butt and Pancake Head: When Cartman wins a diversity event with his offensive hand puppet impersonation of Jennifer Lopez, Kyle is enraged. Soon the real J-Lo turns up, mightily peeved too! [S]

  • 01:00

    South Park

    Lil' Crime Stoppers: Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny decide to play detective; they go around the town solving minor "crimes" for a dollar. It's not long before they're busting meth labs and dirty cops! [S]

  • 01:30

    South Park

    Christian Hard Rock: Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman form a band called Moop, but disagree on what direction they should take. Cartman leaves the band and bets them he will have a platinum record first! [S]

  • 02:00

    South Park

    Casa Bonita: Cartman is overjoyed at going to a Mexican restaurant for Kyle's birthday but is crushed when he finds out Butters is invited instead. Maybe he'll just have to make Butters "disappear"... [S]

  • 02:30

    Two And A Half Men

    Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries: Walden is feeling kind of down about the lack of love in his life, must be time for a high-class dating service! Now, who might pop up, to Alan's dismay? [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 02:55

    The King Of Queens

    Dog Shelter: After a visit at his parents' house, Doug finds out that his dog has died and been replaced three times! He also makes a shocking discovery about where he was really born... [S]

  • 03:20

    The King Of Queens

    Taste Buds: When Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for what to eat for dinner and which movie to rent, Doug gets upset that Carrie never listens to him and that he never gets his way. [S]

  • 03:45

    Two And A Half Men

    The 9:04 From Pemberton: When Alan almost burns the beach house down (not another one!), Walden is less than happy with him. Could our mismatched duo go their separate ways? Maybe, if Herb has a say. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 04:10

    Two And A Half Men

    Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon: After helping Walden out of a twisted situation, Herb asks him for advice about how to get over Judith. Walden decides showing him would be best... [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 04:35

    Frasier

    To Kill A Talking Bird: In this classic episode, Niles invites his new neighbours over for a dinner party, but has trouble removing his new pet bird from the top of his head. [S] [AD]

  • 05:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 06:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 08:00

    Friends

    The One With Joey's Porsche: Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! [S] Go to Friends

  • 08:35

    Friends

    The One On The Last Night: The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 09:00

    Friends

    The One With Monica's Thunder: Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. [S] Go to Friends

  • 09:30

    Friends

    The One With Rachel's Book: Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. [S] Go to Friends

  • 10:00

    Friends

    The One With Phoebe's Cookies: Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidently gives Monica's dad a lap dance. [S] Go to Friends

  • 10:30

    Friends

    The One With Rachel's Assistant: Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. [S] Go to Friends

  • 11:00

    Friends

    The One With The Engagement Picture: Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. [S] Go to Friends

  • 11:30

    Friends

    The One With The Nap Partners: Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. [S] Go to Friends

  • 12:00

    Friends

    The One With Ross's Library Book: Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". [S] Go to Friends

  • 12:30

    Friends

    The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs: Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. [S] Go to Friends

  • 13:00

    Friends

    The One With All The Candy: Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. [S] Go to Friends

  • 13:30

    Friends

    The One With The Holiday Armadillo: Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. [S] Go to Friends

  • 14:00

    Friends

    The One With All The Cheesecakes: Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. [S] Go to Friends

  • 14:30

    Friends

    The One Where They're Up All Night: After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. [S] Go to Friends

  • 15:00

    Friends

    The One Where Rosita Dies: Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. [S] Go to Friends

  • 15:30

    Friends

    The One Where They All Turn Thirty: Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. [S] Go to Friends

  • 16:00

    Friends

    The One With Joey's New Brain: Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). [S] Go to Friends

  • 16:30

    Friends

    The One With The Truth About London: Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. [S] Go to Friends

  • 17:00

    Friends

    The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress: Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. [S] Go to Friends

  • 17:30

    Friends

    The One With Joey's Award: Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. [S] Go to Friends

  • 18:00

    Friends

    The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin: Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. [S] Go to Friends

  • 18:30

    Friends

    The One With Rachel's Big Kiss: Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. [S] Go to Friends

  • 19:00

    Friends

    The One With The Vows: Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. [S] Go to Friends

  • 19:30

    Friends

    The One With Chandler's Dad: Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. [S] Go to Friends

  • 20:00

    Friends

    The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding, Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. [S] Go to Friends

  • 20:30

    The Middle

    The Walk: Sue goes from no dates to the prom to too many dates in a matter of hours! Frankie and Mike feel like they aren't giving their all to each other after meeting their new neighbours. [S] Go to The Middle

  • 21:00

    Live At The Apollo

    Comedian-come-film-star Omid Djalili is our host tonight at The Apollo. The legendary Julian Clary and the man-mountain Reginald D. Hunter are his guests. [S]

  • 22:00

    Lee Evans: XL Tour Live

    Lee Evans, captured live on his record-breaking XL tour. There's gags galore as he demonstrates why he loves the Olympic opening ceremony and just how romantic a boiling hot bath with his wife can be! [S]

  • 23:20

    Peter Kay At The Comedy Store

    A whole episode of The Comedy Store dedicated to the custard cream of comedy, Peter Kay. [S]

  • 23:50

    Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

    Tonight at the legendary Comedy Store; Chris Ramsey talks public transport, Nathan Caton is paranoid, Jen Brister's Spanish mum has some quirks, and Henry Paker's girlfriend is "complex".