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  • 00:00

    Russell Howard's Good News

    Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the grim reaper cat, attempted racoon rape, a bus driver millionaire, the cry translator, and musical clothes. [S] Go to Russell Howard's Good News

  • 01:00

    New: South Park

    C**k Magic: The boys become embroiled in the world of competitive 'Magic: The Gathering' fighting, and things get a little too "hardcore"! Plus, Randy shows them a whole other world of magic tricks...

  • 01:30

    South Park

    Pandemic (1): South Park goes all 'Cloverfield' when large, mysterious creatures begin causing havoc around the globe, all caught on Randy's shaky cam. Meanwhile, the boys start a Peruvian flute band. [S]

  • 02:00

    South Park

    Pandemic 2 - The Startling (2): Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities around the world. The boys have the key which will save humanity, but they are stuck in the Andes and bored to boot! [S]

  • 02:30

    Two And A Half Men

    I Found Your Moustache: Chelsea has started dating Brad. Charlie stalks her with the help of Alan, and they end up having a post-breakup one-night stand - complicated! [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:00

    Two And A Half Men

    Ixnay on the Oggie Day: Charlie gets up close and personal with one of Chelsea's best friends, and Alan has an unexpected effect on a female patient, causing him a moral dilemma. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:20

    The King Of Queens

    Cologne Ranger: Doug buys new cologne that seems to get him a lot of female attention, but Carrie doesn't like this and asks him to return it to the store. Doug decides to secretly keep wearing it. [S]

  • 03:45

    The King Of Queens

    Domestic Disturbance: Carrie hires a Spanish speaking housekeeper that Doug can't stand, so he fires her and hires Spence's mum (Anne Meara, wife of Jerry Stiller), who ends up doing a terrible job. [S]

  • 04:10

    Rules Of Engagement

    The Surrogate: An overly enthusiastic Audrey pushes it too far with a surrogate mum, who she and Jeff are considering paying to have their baby. [S] [AD]

  • 04:35

    Rules Of Engagement

    Reunion: Audrey attends her high school reunion intent on proving to her former classmates how great her life is in New York City. [S] [AD]

  • 05:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 06:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 08:00

    Mike & Molly

    Jim Won't Eat: Exclusive to Comedy Central. When Mike's mum, Peggy, needs gallbladder surgery, she shocks Molly by asking her to take care of her dog. [S] Go to Mike & Molly

  • 08:35

    Mike & Molly

    First Valentine's Day: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Mike's big plans for his first Valentine's Day with Molly are thrown into jeopardy after he accidentally runs into Molly's ex-boyfriend. [S] Go to Mike & Molly

  • 09:00

    Rules Of Engagement

    Harassment: A new employee with an axe to grind against Audrey files a sexual harassment claim against her. [S] [AD]

  • 09:30

    Rules Of Engagement

    They Do?: Adam and Jennifer plan a secret wedding, but a series of unfortunate events puts their plan in jeopardy. [S] [AD]

  • 10:00

    Two And A Half Men

    Keith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave: Jake's new friend Eldridge proves to be a bad influence when he makes Jake steal beer from Charlie. Alan finds Eldridge's mother, Lyndsey, attractive... [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 10:30

    Two And A Half Men

    I Called Him Magoo: Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend Lyndsey. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to get the "girlfriend experience" from a prostitute. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 11:00

    Friends

    The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs: Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. [S] Go to Friends

  • 11:30

    Friends

    The One With All The Candy: Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. [S] Go to Friends

  • 12:00

    Friends

    The One With All The Cheesecakes: Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. [S] Go to Friends

  • 12:30

    Friends

    The One Where They're Up All Night: After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. [S] Go to Friends

  • 13:00

    Friends

    The One Where Rosita Dies: Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. [S] Go to Friends

  • 13:30

    Friends

    The One Where They All Turn Thirty: Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. [S] Go to Friends

  • 14:00

    Friends

    The One With Joey's New Brain: Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). [S] Go to Friends

  • 14:30

    Friends

    The One With The Truth About London: Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. [S] Go to Friends

  • 15:00

    Friends

    The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress: Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. [S] Go to Friends

  • 15:30

    Friends

    The One With Joey's Award: Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. [S] Go to Friends

  • 16:00

    Friends

    The One With All The Candy: Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. [S] Go to Friends

  • 16:30

    Friends

    The One With All The Cheesecakes: Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. [S] Go to Friends

  • 17:00

    Friends

    The One Where They're Up All Night: After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. [S] Go to Friends

  • 17:30

    Friends

    The One Where Rosita Dies: Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. [S] Go to Friends

  • 18:00

    Friends

    The One Where They All Turn Thirty: Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. [S] Go to Friends

  • 18:30

    Friends

    The One With Joey's New Brain: Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). [S] Go to Friends

  • 19:00

    Friends

    The One With The Truth About London: Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. [S] Go to Friends

  • 19:30

    Friends

    The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress: Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. [S] Go to Friends

  • 20:00

    Friends

    The One With Joey's Award: Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. [S] Go to Friends

  • 20:30

    Impractical Jokers

    Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work as optometrists, provide incorrect financial advice, and attempt to secure numerous votes by campaigning on ridiculous political platforms. Go to Impractical Jokers

  • 21:00

    Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow

    Birmingham: Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow rocks up to the midlands, with Tom Stade, Steve Hughes, Paul Tonkinson and Shappi Khorsandi on board. [S]

  • 22:00

    Russell Howard's Good News

    Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a ban on swearing, a vegan rampage, OAP vigilantes, a Hitler baby, and a flame throwing scooter. [S] Go to Russell Howard's Good News

  • 22:40

    Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

    Tonight at the legendary Comedy Store; Justin Moorhouse likes Australia (mostly), Holly Walsh is prudish about sex, Mark Olver is jealous of the young folk, and Brett Goldstein talks internet porn.

  • 23:10

    American Pie: Band Camp

    Get ready for a wild unrated slice of American Pie when Stifler's younger brother, Matt, gets sentenced to a summer at Band Camp where the "Stiffmeister" legend reaches outrageous new heights. (2005)