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  • Virgin 132
  • 00:00

    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet...

    The warmth seems to have gone from their relationship. She tries to talk to him, but Jonny is oblivious... (S3, ep10)

  • 00:40

    South Park

    Ginger Kids: After giving something of a hate speech against 'the gingers', Cartman awakens the next day with a case of 'Gingervitus' and soon rallies against the persecution of his fellow red heads. [S]

  • 01:10

    South Park

    Free Willzyx: The boys are pranked into believing the killer whale at Sea Park is actually from the moon. How will Timmy's wheelchair, the Russian government and their skateboards help to free him?! [S]

  • 01:40

    South Park

    Bloody Mary: Randy is arrested for drunk driving and must attend AA, where he is told he is powerless to control himself. Maybe the bleeding Virgin Mary statue can perform a miracle or two? [S]

  • 02:05

    Workaholics

    Model Combat: Blake is going all out to win a computer game competition so he can meet Jean-Claude Van Damme. Boss lady Alice's divorce has come through - time for Adam to show her what he's made of. [S] Go to Workaholics

  • 02:35

    Two And A Half Men

    Give Me Your Thumb: Charlie kicks Alan out of his house after he suggests to Chelsea that she have breast reduction surgery. Alan soon learns his mother's place might not be the best alternative. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:00

    The King Of Queens

    Oxy Moron: Doug's behaviour during a scary moment on an aeroplane makes Carrie see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Spence moves in with Doug's cousin Danny. [S]

  • 03:20

    The King Of Queens

    Depo Man: Carrie is stressed when her work and home life collide. Spence and Danny have a house warming party to celebrate moving in together - maybe someone will get some action... [S]

  • 03:45

    Two And A Half Men

    For the Sake of the Child: He's a child no longer, and Jake refuses to stay with Uncle Charlie and his father Alan after they embarrass him in public. Time to call in the big guns... [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 04:10

    Two And A Half Men

    Give Me Your Thumb: Charlie kicks Alan out of his house after he suggests to Chelsea that she have breast reduction surgery. Alan soon learns his mother's place might not be the best alternative. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 04:35

    Frasier

    Analyzed Kiss: A depressed Julia turns to Frasier for support after she and Avery break up, resulting in a unexpected moment of passion. Meanwhile, Roz goes for a job at a rival station. [S] [AD]

  • 05:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 06:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 08:00

    Two And A Half Men

    Untainted by Filth: Alan and Charlie go out to celebrate some good news, only for the confused brothers to wake in the same bed with a strange woman - what the hell happened?! [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 08:35

    Two And A Half Men

    Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup. Lucky Charlie! [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 09:00

    Mike & Molly

    Mike The Tease: The quest for impregnation continues - could it be Mike's sperm that's the problem? Vince becomes a door-to-door salesman but being a people person doesn't come to him easily. [S] Go to Mike & Molly

  • 09:30

    Mike & Molly

    Molly's New Shoes: Mike and Molly have very different reactions to some news about Peggy and the Captain. Maybe some retail therapy will help? But what's Mike going to do! [S] Go to Mike & Molly

  • 10:00

    Friends

    The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, ep 15) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 10:30

    Friends

    The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, ep 16) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 11:00

    Two And A Half Men

    Untainted by Filth: Alan and Charlie go out to celebrate some good news, only for the confused brothers to wake in the same bed with a strange woman - what the hell happened?! [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 11:30

    Two And A Half Men

    Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup. Lucky Charlie! [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 12:00

    Friends

    The One Without The Ski Trip: Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, ep 17) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 12:30

    Friends

    The One With The Hypnosis Tape: Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, ep 18) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 13:00

    Friends

    The One With The Tiny T-Shirt: Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, ep 19) [S] Go to Friends

  • 13:30

    Friends

    The One With The Dollhouse: Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, ep 20) [S] Go to Friends

  • 14:00

    Friends

    The One With A Chick And A Duck: When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, ep 21) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 14:30

    Friends

    The One With The Screamer: Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, ep 22) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 15:00

    Friends

    The One With Ross's Thing: Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing. (S3, ep 23) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 15:30

    Friends

    The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion: Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, ep 24) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 16:00

    Two And A Half Men

    Untainted by Filth: Alan and Charlie go out to celebrate some good news, only for the confused brothers to wake in the same bed with a strange woman - what the hell happened?! [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 16:30

    Two And A Half Men

    Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup. Lucky Charlie! [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 17:00

    Friends

    The One At The Beach: The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, ep 25) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 17:25

    Friends

    The One With The Jellyfish: Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, ep 1) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 18:00

    Friends

    The One With The Cat: Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, ep 2) [S] Go to Friends

  • 18:30

    Friends

    The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, ep 3) [S] Go to Friends

  • 19:00

    Friends

    The One With The Ballroom Dancing: Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, ep 4) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 19:25

    Friends

    The One With Joey's New Girlfriend: Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, ep 5) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 20:00

    Friends

    The One With The Dirty Girl: Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, ep 6) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 20:30

    Friends

    The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line: Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, ep 7) [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 21:00

    Russell Howard's Good News

    New to Comedy Central. Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; alien sightings, the Hitler house, live gigs on a plane, singing mice, and baby yoga. Go to Russell Howard's Good News

  • 22:00

    New: Impractical Jokers

    Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques at impressing women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk.

  • 22:30

    New: Impractical Jokers

    Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The troupe joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and acts as salesmen at a car dealership.

  • 23:00

    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet...

    With few men around, it looks like Gaz will have to do. (S1, ep1) [S]

  • 23:40

    Big Bad World

    Ben finally gets a promotion at the pub - he's going to manage the monthly bring-and-buy sale. It's time to shake things up, but is Great Yarmouth ready for his bohemian vision? (7/8) [S]