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  • 00:00

    Friends

    The One With Phoebe's Uterus: Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 00:30

    New: South Park

    The Cissy: Cartman has a cunning plan in order to do a poo whenever he wants! Though Wendy might have something to say about it. Randy is harbouring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. [S]

  • 01:00

    New: Workaholics

    The Business Trip: The guys prepare their house for their first time doing LSD, but Anders is called away on a business trip at a swanky hotel to meet a client named "The Barracuda". [S]

  • 01:30

    South Park

    Professor Chaos (1): Butters is sacked by the boys as their replacement best friend for Kenny - the hunt for a new friend is on! Out for revenge, Butters becomes a super-villain... Professor Chaos! [S]

  • 02:00

    South Park

    Simpsons Already Did It (2): Professor Chaos gets more and more distraught as he realises all of his plans have already appeared on The Simpsons! Cartman gets very excited about growing Sea People. [S]

  • 02:30

    Two And A Half Men

    Avoid The Chinese Mustard: Missi turns up on Walden's doorstep, and Jake has a weekend pass from the army - coincidence? Yeah, Right! Walden makes an unusual deal with a new friend at the library... [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 03:00

    The King Of Queens

    Driving Reign: Doug isn't too happy when Danny gets a job as a driver at IPS and turns out to be a better driver than him. Could Doug's job be on the line...? [S]

  • 03:20

    The King Of Queens

    Clothes Encounter: Carrie discovers a "loop hole" in the system, where she has up to 30 days to return items she purchases. It doesn't take long for this to get out of control... [S]

  • 03:45

    Two And A Half Men

    Give Santa A Tail-hole: Walden juggles having two very different identities, while Alan finds himself alone at Christmas - who will be able to comfort him? Starring Ashton Kutcher. [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 04:10

    Two And A Half Men

    Welcome To Alancrest: Walden (or is it Sam?) comes up with a plan to invest in Kate's fashion designs. Will Alan be a help or a hindrance? Just how long can Walden keep the 'Sam Wilson' act up for? [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 04:35

    Frasier

    Dad Loves Sherry, The Boys Just Whine: Frasier and Niles aren't too taken with Martin's new girlfriend, the boisterous banjo playing waitress. Oh the shame! [S] [AD]

  • 05:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 06:00

    Teleshopping

    Teleshopping.

  • 08:00

    Mike & Molly

    Molly Can't Lie: When Mike & Molly go to their church for a meeting with their Priest things don't go too well. Will they be able to sort out their differences? [S] Go to Mike & Molly

  • 08:35

    Mike & Molly

    The Dress: With the wedding three weeks away Molly hits a new fitness regime hard - which results in a run in with the law! Mike wonders just what he's letting himself in for. [S] Go to Mike & Molly

  • 09:00

    Rules Of Engagement

    Goodbye Dolly: Audrey tries to prepare for motherhood by continuing to repair a doll that she keeps damaging. Meanwhile, Adam tries to convince Jennifer that he is a manly man. Grrr! [S] [AD]

  • 09:30

    Rules Of Engagement

    Audrey's Shower: Audrey is given a baby shower, but Jen soon realises the invitations list the wrong date! Russell begins to display creative talents after deciding to take a break from women. [S] [AD]

  • 10:00

    Two And A Half Men

    Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It: Jake visits with his new girlfriend - 36-year-old, mother of three, Tammy (guest star Jaime Pressly). Alan is a tad bothered by this and Walden can't keep a secret... [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 10:30

    Two And A Half Men

    Advantage - Fat, Flying Baby: Kate is back in town and she wants to see Walden... Alan decides it's time to treat Lyndsey to a no expense spared Valentine's Day, but goes one step too far... [S] Go to Two And A Half Men

  • 11:00

    Friends

    The One With Joey's Porsche: Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! [S] Go to Friends

  • 11:30

    Friends

    The One On The Last Night: The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! [S] [AD] Go to Friends

  • 12:00

    Friends

    The One Where Phoebe Runs: Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs. Elle Macpherson guest stars. [S] Go to Friends

  • 12:30

    Friends

    The One With Ross's Teeth: Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. [S] Go to Friends

  • 13:00

    Friends

    The One With The Apothecary Table: Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. [S] Go to Friends

  • 13:30

    Friends

    The One With The Joke: Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. [S] Go to Friends

  • 14:00

    Friends

    The One With Rachel's Sister: Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. [S] Go to Friends

  • 14:30

    Friends

    The One Where Chandler Can't Cry: Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. [S] Go to Friends

  • 15:00

    Friends

    The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. [S] Go to Friends

  • 15:30

    Friends

    The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. [S] Go to Friends

  • 16:00

    Friends

    The One Where Phoebe Runs: Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs. Elle Macpherson guest stars. [S] Go to Friends

  • 16:30

    Friends

    The One With Ross's Teeth: Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. [S] Go to Friends

  • 17:00

    Friends

    The One With The Apothecary Table: Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. [S] Go to Friends

  • 17:30

    Friends

    The One With The Joke: Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. [S] Go to Friends

  • 18:00

    Friends

    The One With Rachel's Sister: Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. [S] Go to Friends

  • 18:30

    Friends

    The One Where Chandler Can't Cry: Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. [S] Go to Friends

  • 19:00

    Friends

    The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. [S] Go to Friends

  • 19:30

    New: Friends With Better Lives

    The Bicycle Thieves: Bobby and Will go out with Lowell, only to wake up the next day to the realization that they stole police bicycles! Andi is upset about Bobby's new Playboy Playmate client. [S]

  • 20:00

    Friends

    The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. [S] Go to Friends

  • 20:30

    Friends

    The One With Unagi: Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. [S] Go to Friends

  • 21:00

    New: Two And A Half Men

    Lotta Delis In A Little Armenia: Walden's therapist tells him to have plenty of casual sex to help get over falling in love too quickly, and Alan's new business provides him with just the opportunity. [S]

  • 21:30

    Friends

    The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs: Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. [S] Go to Friends

  • 22:00

    New: Impractical Jokers

    Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The jokers pose as furniture salesmen, sell jewellery to couples, and pitch some whacky memoirs to potential readers.

  • 22:30

    New: Impractical Jokers

    Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys review their favourite moments from the past season, and they reveal the most surprising occurrences and the best never-before-seen footage.

  • 23:00

    Russell Howard's Good News

    New to Comedy Central. Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the perfect football song, Mr Asbo the swan, porn lovers in America, and the baby weeping content in Tokyo. [S] Go to Russell Howard's Good News