Everything You Need To Know About The Terrifying “Dear David” Saga
Twitter is the place of good doggos, stupid arguments and political minefields. A place where you can read about news and memes all at once, without having to engage your brain in any profound manner.
Oh yeah, and it’s also a good place to let everyone know you’re being haunted by a deformed ghost child who is trying to kill you. Just, ya know, if you want us to keep checks on you not dying and stuff.
This story is about Adam Ellis, who is freaking tf out right now.
And here we go. Just minutes before midnight. pic.twitter.com/vZ7MGCumpu
— ˗ˏˋ ᴀᴅᴀᴍ ᴇʟʟɪs ˊˎ˗ (@moby_dickhead) August 11, 2017
We’ll leave the story telling to Adam. Prepare to be chilled.
Everything You Need To Know About The “Dear David” Saga
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