100-Ingredient Fast Food Cake Grants Everyone's Birthday Wishes
Someone's come up with the coolest invention ever and nothing you ever do will top it.
BEHOLD, THE FAST FOOD BIRTHDAY CAKE:
Chef Milton Lai ordered $120 AUD (about £70) worth of McDonald's, KFC and Domino's, then piled 'em up real nice. Why? WHO CARES - LOOK AT IT:
6 double cheese burgers from McDonalds
4 large fries from McDonalds
50 McNuggets from McDonalds
3 large pizzas from Dominos
1 KFC family feast
15 pieces of chicken
2 large potato and gravy
2 large chips (not used)
10 wicked wings (not used)
STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS, BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO ENJOY LIFE:
* Step one: 'Pizza base of a deep pan pizza from Domino's'.
* Step two: 'Chicken nuggets from McDonald's as a second layer perimeter. It must kiss the crust edge for the best effect.'
* Step three: 'Fill the chicken nugget fortress with McDonald’s fries.'
* Step four: 'Layer on the next pizza (normal pizza base) to help with the “tiered” cake look.'
* Step five: 'Double cheeseburgers go on, again, kissing the crust. These were double cheeseburgers as there is less bread in the burger, with an added height to a normal cheese burger. It’s good to note how well these cut later.'
* Step six: 'Thin crust pepperoni pizza. Thin as I think we have enough pizza dough.'
* Step seven: 'KFC pieces on top. Make sure that these align nicely with the pizza slices themselves. The flaw in this is that you cannot eat this as a slice due to bones. You could de-bone, but it was presented as more of a garnish on top, similar to a cherry, which you would use your hands for.'
* Step eight: 'Gravy the boys up and (s)mash the middle.'
So how *did* all this happen, anyways?
'The idea came about when I saw an ill-conceived image of a KFC cake,' Lai told Daily Mail Australia.
'It was basically a fanciful display of KFC on a cupcake stand instead of a cake, which gave me the idea for the fast food cake.
'Then, all I had to do was determine which food combinations worked best for showing off the food as well as its structural integrity. The flavour combinations were only an after thought.'
AN AFTERTHOUGHT?! The only reason we're letting him off for such blasphemy are the following photos of his heroic construction of this masterpiece. LOOK AT IT GO:
Fast Food Cake Is Tastier Than You Can Imagine
Milton Lai1 of 6
Milton Lai2 of 6
Milton Lai3 of 6
Milton Lai4 of 6
Milton Lai5 of 6
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