11 Pick Up Lines Guaranteed* To Make You The 'Joey' Of Your Crew
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OKAY, YES THAT'S A TERRIBLE EXAMPLE OF A PICK UP LINE, BUT SERIOUSLY, TRY COMING UP WITH A BETTER ONE.
Pick up lines. You either love them or hate them. For women, they're a constant string of disappointments, and for men they're a handy sentence to start a conversation when you have literally nothing to say and even less of a personality. But, for some strange internet reason, #MyBestPickUpLines just started trending on Twitter. In equally internety fashion, some people were taking it a little less than seriously.
Here are a few of our favourite reactions:
This unrefusable invitation.
— Zee (@growingupzee) June 22, 2016
This attempt at role playing
hey gurl r u a JRPG bcos we should hav a random encounter and maybe do a bit of grinding #MyBestPickUpLines
— Jam-IN (@JaminEatWorld) June 22, 2016
Well, they say honesty is the best policy...
#MyBestPickUpLines please love me
— Jacob Keemstarius (@Alolu_B) June 22, 2016
How's this for a sick line?
#MyBestPickUpLines "You're so damn hot... You must be coming down with the flu so get away from me"
— Ellie (@OnPlanetERF_) June 22, 2016
Baby, it's cold outside... North of the Wall
— SA (@lungiman) June 22, 2016
Me: Do you know what my jacket is made of?
Her: Let me guess, boyfr...
Me: It's social anxiety, please take me home.#MyBestPickUpLines
— Louis Karsenbarg (@LouisKarsenbarg) June 22, 2016
Hey girl, are you a gorilla exhibit? because I wanna drop a baby in you. #MyBestPickUpLines
— Benti - Leader (@xBenti) June 22, 2016
#MyBestPickUpLines I don't have any because I hide all my true emotions until it's too late and I'm full of regret
— crybaby (@kimmbee_) June 22, 2016
For when you're in a hurry
#MyBestPickUpLines Let's get this over with.
— Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) June 22, 2016
Bae so hot you lose yourself
Are you Eminem? Cause you make my palms sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy.... #MyBestPickUpLines
— Stephanie L. Jones (@Capn_W_Wilson) June 22, 2016
Beautiful, every single one of them.
BONUS: The classic...
— Comedy Central UK (@ComedyCentralUK) June 22, 2016
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