13 Highly Annoying Texts Every Londoner Will Recognise Immediately
London is a fantastic city. Millions of people around the world wish they could spend some time in this marvellous melting pot of cultures, foods and, erm, Boris Johnsons.
But the truth is, things are only pretty from afar. Sure, London has its moments, but there's a reason you can only find Ratatas and Pidgeys on your Pokemon Go quests in Shoreditch. It's like any other big city - gross, disgusting, and full of ****ing annoyingly people. Ugh, people.
Here's 13 highly annoying text messages only true Londoners will understand.
Related: The London Underground Is A Strange Place And You Should Never Go There
The London Underground Is A Strange Place And You Should Never Go There
1 of 36
2 of 36
3 of 36
4 of 36
5 of 36
6 of 36
7 of 36
8 of 36
9 of 36
10 of 36
11 of 36
12 of 36
13 of 36
14 of 36
15 of 36
16 of 36
17 of 36
18 of 36
19 of 36
20 of 36
21 of 36
22 of 36
23 of 36
24 of 36
25 of 36
26 of 36
27 of 36
28 of 36
29 of 36
30 of 36
31 of 36
32 of 36
33 of 36
34 of 36
35 of 36
36 of 36
This Friends-Inspired 'Pivot' Tutorial Will Change Your Life
Bryan Cranston Auditioned For Pineapple Express But Judd Apatow Thought He Wasn't Scary Enough
"Maybe the Breaking Bad people would have said, “not him, he always plays drug dealers.”
Five Reasons You Need To Go To DragWorld This Month
Gentlemen, start your engines!
Quiz: Will You Make It Through Festival Season?
Will you survive through to September?!
Quiz: How Many Festival Cliches Have You Committed?
We've pretty much been there and done all of them…
David Schwimmer To Appear In New Will & Grace As Grace's Bae
It's Time To Revisit This Cringey Windows 95 Video Starring Rachel And Chandler
"Look Matty! I'm computing!"
This Windows 95 Themed Instagram Is The Ultimate Nostalgia-Trip
The Expectation v Reality Of Summer Festivals
What you expect v what you really get at all your favourite summer festivals…
British Festivals v American Festivals: How Do They Compare?
Glasto or Coachella? Creamfields or EDC?
Sketch And Theatre Shows To Catch At The Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2018
Drag queens and quartets and show tunes... oh my!
Seth Rogen Shares All The Pineapple Express Gossip 10 Years After The Film's Release
Title origins, injuries and a whole lot of pot...
Die Hard Friends Fans Are Split On Whether A Reunion Should Happen
Reboot means reboot.
Cole Sprouse AKA Ben Geller Is The Same Age As Jennifer Aniston in Friends Series 1, WTF
The One Where We're Old And Decrepit
20 Years Later, Medical Advisor Debunks Friends 'Pee On Jellyfish Sting' Cure
To pee or not to pee...
Mike Hannigan Had The Glow Up Of The Century And We're So Proud
No one would dare call him Crap Bag now...
Don't Miss These Incredible Shows At Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2018
You will laugh so hard your belly hurts...
OMG! The Twins Who Played Friends' Baby Emma Will Star In Jordan Peele's New Film
They're 16 years old now!
Will Smith Shows Everyone How The Drake #InMyFeelingsChallenge Is Done
Fresh Prinnnnce, do you loooove meeee?
Murr From Impractical Jokers Is Hosting A Series Of UK Parties And We're So Excited
This MUST be a prank...