19 Things That Americans Do Way Better Than Us, Soz
1. Free refills - Because if you're already paying £20 for a meal, drinks should come for free.
2. Automatic cars - Why do we insist on driving stick shift again?
3. The variety of cereal - It's like there's this big cereal world out there and we're living in a basic Weetabix prison.
4. Junk food in general - Is it healthy? Fuck no. But there's just something about a hamburger wrapped in pizza and sprinkled with some extra cheese that we can't say no to.
5. Air conditioning - If you ever got stuck in a stuffy office during the summer, you know what we're talking about.
6. Halloween - Sorry, everyone. It's true.
7. BBQ - You give us your shitty Poundland instant grills and we raise you an amazing range of coal and gas grills as well as a thousand ways of cooking meat on it. Please sit down.
8. Friendliness - There's no "Alright? Alright."s there. It's all about "Hello, how are you doing?", served with a smile.
9. Money - Sorry, everyone, but we’d rather carry a wad of ones, than a heavy wallet full of £1 coins.
10. Convenience - Drive through ATMs and Pharmacies? Dryers? Pre-packaged smoothie fruit? Genius.
11. TV shows - Sure, we get the occasional Sherlock, Game of Thrones, or Downton Abbey, but let’s be real - we’ve got nothing on Netflix and HBO.
12. Patriotism and self-pride - Is it overblown? Of course it is. But you can’t just sit there and tell us you’re not at least a little bit jealous of how much Americans believe they’re the best.
13. The limited accents-per-area ratio - Despite the U.S. being a massive melting pot, we somehow still have more accents than they do. And that makes sense how?
14. Peanut butter - There's not enough peanut butter in our life, let's face it.
15. Couponing - Oh, just think of the world in which you buy £200 worth of stuff for 20p.
16. Postal service - Sorry to break this to you, Royal Mail, but USPS is da bomb.
17. Hotels - Cheap but luxurious and much better than that terrible B&B you stayed at last summer in Cornwall.
18. Chinese Food - Yes, technically China is the best at making Chinese food. But between the US and the UK, we Brits lose terribly. Indian food, however... We've got this one.
19. And finally, fucking over their country by electing a dumbass leader - we came in close, but ultimately, we lost. Thank God.
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