20 Things That Will 100% Happen At This Year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival
1. It will (most likely) rain the whole time you’re there.
2. And before you even go to a single gig, you’ll brag about being at the Fringe profusely on every possible social media platform.
3. You’ll schedule all the shows you wanna see… And you'll go to only 1/3 of them.
4. Yet you’ll somehow end up seeing the same show twice.
5. You’ll go to a show and it will be painfully unfunny.
6. You’ll go to a show and it will be the most hilarious thing you’ve ever seen in your whole goddamn life.
7. You’ll end up going to some shows only because you liked their title when you saw it in the program.
8. You’ll get picked from the crowd to participate in a show and die a little inside.
9. You’ll run like mad from one venue to another, always late for everything.
10. ALWAYS UP A BLOODY HILL.
11. You’ll get attacked by people handing out flyers pretty much daily.
12. You’ll inevitably have a fried Mars bar at some point.
13. And some Scotch. Way too much of it.
14. You’ll spend most mornings harbouring a hangover, questioning your life choices.
15. You’ll see at least one celebrity comedian casually strolling down the street.
16. You’ll get that “I’m pretty sure I could be a comedian” at least once.
17. You’ll inevitably get depressed around week three because you'll realise it's a tougher life than it looks.
18. The moment you leave Edinburgh, you’ll immediately start counting down the days to next year.
19. Because although there were definitely ups and downs to the whole event…
20. …You’ve had the time of your life and can’t wait to do it all over again next August.
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