22 Everyday Things That Feel So Good They Should Be Illegal
Admit it, the world is a really boring place.
Sure, there are movies and books and TV and love and riots, you know, stuff that makes it a bit interesting, but how often do you really see these things?
But, thankfully, our weird human brains have developed a way to positively respond to even the most mundane triumphs and convert them, alchemy-like, into orgasmic delights.
Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in-between, here are 22 everyday things that feel so good they should be illegal.
22 Insanely Satisfying Legal Highs
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*And before you say anything, yes that typo was intentional. There's this thing called irony, yeah? Look it up**.
** Okay, so technically the dictionary definition doesn't really support this, but surely it could come under this***, right? Irony: "A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result."
*** Well, whatever comedic lens it's viewed through, it's sort of funny, right****?
**** Please laugh, oh dear God please laugh.
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