8 Things To Bring You Joy In This Trash World
It’s International Happiness Day, which is obviously a stupid concept because if you could just pick a day to be happy then you’d pick every day. Anyway, irrespective of the fact that this is just another absurd ritual of creating arbitrary celebrations for nothing more than to give meaning to our vacuous lives, here are some amazing, ridiculous things that might bring you a brief moment of joy.
1. Puppy in my Pocket
Do you remember the sweet sweet release of putting a plastic puppy in a pocket? We do, and boy did it bring our tiny, naive lives some joy. They even had a lift!!!!!11!
2. Hash browns
Not a huge amount to say here other than the fact hash browns exist to bring us nothing other than bliss, and for that we should be grateful to the potato-based snack. If ever in need of a carb for breakfast, lunch, dinner, second lunch, second breakfast or brunch, then the mighty hash brown is there to save the day.
Arguably tinged with an element of sadness, Obama is a man who was too good for us. Having him as President of the US for a whole eight years was bless, and it’s always nice to have someone in power who isn’t totally evil and really likes Chance the Rapper. Sure - he droned a lot of people - but everyone has their flaws right???
4. Bounce the Spokesdog
This is the story of our hero, Bounce, who courageously saved an entire industry from collapsing by featuring as a contributor on BBC news and borking the truth. Good boy.
5. The refreshing feeling of completing a task well with ample time to spare
Maybe felt on average once a lifetime, but can be described as akin to the best orgasm ever.
6. That moment when you wake up before your alarm, and can GO BACK TO SLEEP FOR 3 MORE MINUTES
Time is a cruel mistress who cannot be tamed...unless you trick her by waking up before your alarm and getting to sleep in more. TAKE THAT, TIME.
7. When things fit into other things really nicely:
So calming. So beautiful. Double points if it's hashbrowns fitting into other hash browns (see point 2).
8. When the baby crashes the BBC interview:
Honestly how can this not bring you sheer, profound joy. You think things have gone totally tits up when the toddler walks in, and then BAM this tiny babby just slides in giving zero fucks. How did it get there? How is it able to wheel itself so easily? What wisdom does it have to impart on our mortal souls?
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