Just 9 Ridiculously Badass Facts About The Queen
Whatever your opinion on the monarchy and its relevance in modern day society, one thing cannot be denied: The Queen seems nice and she's a Very Good Queen, all things considered.She doesn't have much competition, to be fair. There's Queen Margrethe of Denmark, but her birthday was, like, a week ago so who gives a shit about her? No, there's only one queen for us, and it's old Lizzy 2.
So happy 91st birthday, Queenie. We've gathered together some of your most badass moments - and we've also crudely photoshopped your decapitated head onto stock photos, because we know that's the kind of thing you're into. ENJOY!
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