9 Hilarious Tweets To Mark The First Day Of Brexit Negotiations
Remember that time we voted to leave the European Union without knowing how we would do it, what the repercussions would be or how much we’d fucked ourselves?
Well now that is *actually* happening, and unlike before, we now have no proper government and a Prime Minister who can’t be seen in public.What can only be described as a political negotiation akin to a giant dustbin fire will begin today and we have two years to sort this shit out. As you can imagine, this bodes incredibly well for Theresa May and David Davis - the Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union - on this warm summer's day.
Luckily the internet has given us some light relief:
1. The language barrier is going to be, um, interesting:
Davis: loser says what
Davis: *looks to translator*
Davis: does that mean we won
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) June 19, 2017
2. EVERYTHING IS FINE:
"Oh hello, we're here to take back control" pic.twitter.com/sr9se3WlOK
— RamAlbumClub (@RamAlbumClub) June 19, 2017
3. Get him some Red Bull, lads:
Anyone who has ever blagged their way through an exam by pulling an all-nighter will know how the Brexit negotiation team will feel tonight
— Rupert Myers (@RupertMyers) June 18, 2017
4. Je ne comprends rien innit:
— SpaceAngelforEU ❄️ (@spaceangel1964) June 18, 2017
5. Oh dear:
— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) June 19, 2017
6. We're a national joke:
David Davis arrives for Brexit negotiations pic.twitter.com/0S8aVKJZss
— Ken Shabby (@MrKenShabby) June 18, 2017
7. We know this feeling:
Can't believe Brexit negotiations start tomorrow. It's like when you have an epic family argument and then have to host people for dinner.
— Nesrine Malik (@NesrineMalik) June 18, 2017
Hey if you're not already rocking in a corner snotting into your sleeve about UK politics I just put a bet on David Davis as Tory leader.
— Jack Xatzinikolas (@MxJackMonroe) June 18, 2017
9. An entirely fair and balanced criticism:
WHO THE FUCK CALLS THEIR CHILD DAVID DAVIS
— Speak of the Devil (@Storm_GirI) June 9, 2017
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