Baby Daddy Trolls New Mum In The Best Worst Way
Anyone who's got kids can sympathise with a new mum's fears over leaving her baby for the first time - even if they *are* in the safe hands of the person who helped make them in the first place.
When mum Lyns' maternity leave ended and it was time to head back to the grindstone, her baby daddy Matt stepped up to the plate - and trolled her into oblivion.
He started by sending his partner a series of text messages showing off all the extreme sports and hard drinking their six month -old was enjoying now his mum was off the scene - then shared the whole exchange with thousands of people online. Cute.
"Tough week. Charlie's mum's maternity leave ended. So the person in our house who prevents fires etc. returned to work.. Whilst I found myself looking after our little boy properly on my own..", he wrote.
Its true to say that as Lyns walked out the door that first morning there was quite a few tears, sobbing, and protest-soiling.. but, in my defence, by lunchtime I had calmed down a bit."
Take a bow, Matt (and charge your phone up, man - 1% AND your Bluetooth on? You really are asking for trouble).
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