Because We Haven't Suffered Enough, Foot Contouring Is A Thing Now
There are people out there who don't want you to be happy. They want you to get up in the morning, measure how thin your waist is against an A4 sheet of paper, post it on Instagram (yep, that's a trend rn), put on your stockings ready-printed with toenail polish, then go to school.
Now, one more cruel, bizarre step has been added to your morning routine.
TOE CONTOURING, PEOPLE. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TOE CONTOURING.
Not content with making us want lips like Kylie Jenner's so badly that we'll suck water bottles until we have to go to hospital, or suggesting we shave our legs EVERY day (you 4 real?), beauty bloggers now want us to spend actual time putting makeup on our feet before we leave the house, so they look pretty, and um, toned.
BRB, off to cry into an entire chocolate cake and wait for the impending apocalypse.
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