Bitter Ex-Lover Confesses Her Sick, Twisted Secret On This Morning
We've all fantasised about punishing a horrible ex-lover with a sick, twisted punishment - but most of us settle for grinding our teeth in our sleep, Facebook stalking them for a couple of months and, at a push, thinking about buying a Voodoo doll.
But not this ITV caller. Oh no. During a segment on getting revenge on unfaithful partners, caller Abi shared her cunning choice of revenge with Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield - and shocked the nation to its very core.
"We’d got to a point where we were spending a lot of time together and I realised he had a revolting habit", she explained.
"Every time I had a bath, he asked if I’d leave the bathwater in and he’d get in my bathwater – and he always brushed his teeth in the bath!"
This pissed Abi off no end - even more so when she found out he was cheating on her. So did she dump there and then? Um, no. She carried on bathing, and he carried on asking her to leave the water in. What he didn't know was that she'd peed in it.
"So he was brushing his teeth in my second-hand wee-infested bathwater."
She never told him, either. We're guessing he knows now, so if you pop to Saino's this afternoon, look out for someone shifty in the toothbrush aisle.
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