BREAKING: Zayn Malik Has Had The Sex. We Repeat, Zayn Malik Did The Sex
Today's must-know news concerns a little-known singer, dancer and quiff-sporter from East Bowling, near Bradford, England.
New to the music scene, the 23 year-old has had trouble gaining traction with young fans around the world since auditioning for a place on The X Factor in 2010, but a new revelation uncovered in a stealthy interview should change all that.
Zayn Malik has had sex. He likes doing it, he likes talking about it, he likes singing about it. If this doesn't help get his career off the ground, we don't know what will.
In a move no one saw coming, Malik delved into his private life during an interview with Paper magazine explaining the sensual lyrics on his new record, Mind Of Mine:
— PAPER Magazine (@papermagazine) June 20, 2016
"It wasn't a conscious decision to make [the album] sexual or refer to sex," Zayn said. We can believe this, as photos from the magazine shoot emerge - here the whippersnapper exhibits his shy nature, preferring to cover his face with an Urban Outfitters teatowel emblazoned with a 'cool' print.
"But I just found out that a lot of situations that I was in were quite sexual situations — all of the time." He adds, "I enjoyed singing about [sex], clearly."
Further pictures suggest coercion to take his clothes off for the shoot. See the picture above, where the serious artist can barely hide the contempt in his eyes.
Speaking of Gigi Hadid, the stunning supermodel Zayn's often seen standing next to, following a spate of standing next to former fiancee Perrie Edwards, Zayn spluttered those immortal lines:
"We'll see each other tonight and probably watch a film," said Zayn. "Netflix and chill. Yeah, we do that a lot."
Only God can judge you, Zayn. And everyone else, a little bit. But mostly just God.
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