By 2025, Women Will Be Having Sex With More Robots Than Humans
Ever had a partner apprehensive about using sex toys, lest they were outperformed by them? Well, now a Rampant Rabbit's the least of their worries.
People the world over already watch porn and have sex, but one scientist just claimed the next decade will see us really put the pedal to the metal.
We're talking about robots. Sex robots.
By 2025, they're going to be completely normal, found in most households, and used by women more often than their human counterparts.
Wait. Say that last part again?
Futurologist Dr Ian Pearson has compiled a 'Future Of Sex' report - in which he claims that sleeping with robots will OVERTAKE human intercourse - and everyone will be doing it by 2050.
"A lot of people will still have reservations about sex with robots at first but gradually as they get used to them, as the AI (artificial intelligence) and mechanical behaviour and their feel improves, and they start to become friends with strong emotional bonds, that squeamishness will gradually evaporate."
Earlier this month another scientist claimed that teenagers of the very near future will lose their virginity to android sex dolls.
"Sex robots are accessible now and certainly [will be common] within the next 10 years. I think there will be an age limit. Certainly there should be, but if your dad or mum had one, you could sneak in and use it.
"It’s not a problem having sex with a machine. But what if it’s your first time, your first relationship? What do you think of the opposite sex then? What do you think a man or a woman is?
"It will get in the way of real life, stopping people forming relationships with normal people."
Nahh. Surely not. It's not like we're *glued* to our laptops. We've got LOADS of friends. We could totally stop using our phones for days at a time.
Technology, eh? Who needs it anyway? Test yourself now. Turn off your phone and see how long you can stay away.
Doing it yet?
How about now?
We're all doomed, aren't we.
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