Correcting All The Bullshit Headlines About Matthew Perry
Listen, we here at Comedy Central love being surprised at people aging. It happens to literally everyone ever, but we can't help but be shocked when it happens to Stacy's mum, the Friends exes, and cast of Malcolm in the Middle.
But we're always nice. And we're always honest. And unlike the naughty, naughty newspapers, we don't slander the good name of Miss Chanandler Bong.
So we thought we'd take it upon ourselves to correct some recent tabloid headlines about Matthew Perry. You're welcome.
Accurate Matthew Perry Headlines
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