David Cameron Needs A New Job And The Internet Is Happy To Help
Now that David Cameron has done a swell job of tearing his country apart, he's decided to up and leave to let someone else tidy up the mess.
But that means that come October, once he steps down as Prime Minister, he'll need a new job.
Fortunately, Twitter was happy to help him out with #SuggestAJobForCameron.
Though if you thought that the internet would be kind to the chap who led the UK out of the EU basically by accident, you would be... mistaken.
Dodgy dave should become a swineherder now #SuggestAJobForCameron
— Anonymised X © (@AMuflehi) June 24, 2016
Pig farmer for sure #SuggestAJobForCameron
— merve engur (@mervezoe) June 24, 2016
Has to be swineherd. #SuggestAJobForCameron
— Iluv Liusaidh (@IluvLiusaidh) June 24, 2016
I think Dave should become a pig farmer, he'd fit right in #SuggestAJobForCameron
— Peter Marshall (@PeterMarshall96) June 24, 2016
#suggestajobforcameron Pig Farmer
— Neil Jeffery (@SirBlimelyWindy) June 24, 2016
If you didn't understand these, it's because you've forgotten that David Cameron SHAGGED A PIG.
There were some other suggestions, too.
— Evan Bartlett (@ev_bartlett) June 24, 2016
— Mr Wows (@WowWows) June 24, 2016
Wait, no, it's still mainly the pig stuff.
Pig Sexer #SuggestAJobForCameron
— C C (@maxtweenie) June 24, 2016
So there you go, Dave, a future career path you can be proud of. Time to clean up the old CV!
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