'Emoji Translator' Has To Be The Coolest New Job In The World
Can't be bothered to get a job? Reckon the world owes you something? Step this way. There's a new occupation on the block and quite frankly, it sounds like more fun than hard work.
We're talking about emoji translating.
As in, being paid to play with the little poos, smiley faces and aubergines you send to your mates all day - and tell (old, uncool) people what the hell you're talking about.
A company in London has advertised for an emoji translator in what is thought to be the first such job worldwide.
Agency boss Jurga Zilinskiene said emojis were a "potential growth area" as "inconsistencies" had developed in their use. Different emojis are used for different things around the globe - and could get you in serious trouble.
For example, the hand waving 'hello' or 'goodbye'? That basically means **** off in China.
All that time on your phone WAS useful! Now get out there and make some
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