For Halloween, These Girls Wore All Their Worst Texts From F*ckboys
What's scarier than a zombie, mummy or corpse bride costume?
A T-shirt covered in all the actual texts you've recieved from idiot f*ckboys, that's what.
Two University of Connecticut juniors decided to rinse all the losers who tried and failed to get their attention - by wearing their rude messages for all to see.
“People didn’t really believe these were real messages and when we told them they were in shock,” Jessica Zharnest told The Tab.
Here they are in all their glory:
• “Just hope you know we’re f*cking today.”
• “Do you think men and women are equal… ‘no have you seen my biceps.'”
• “It’s going to be an easy transition into the bedroom.”
• “We’re gonna f*ck cause everyone else sucks.”
• “I’ve never had to work hard to get a girl.”
• “If you get a massage tonight, I get p*ssy.”
• “Tired as hell come massage me.”
• “Visit ya boy.”
• “Do you have a bed time?”
• “Real shit day. Sorry. Long Story. Sorry if I can’t maintain an investment at this time.”
• “Send nudes.”
• “Come chill.”
• “I am bad. I am a bad man.”
• “I never said you were a slut chillax.”
• “Hope you find someone better than me. I laugh cause there’s no way that’s possible. Goodbye. Your life was meaningless to me.”
• “I’ve been single for seven months so why haven’t we f*cked?”
• “Hey can I have my shirt back?”
• “You’re weighing me down.”
• “I just f*ck you when I’m bored”
• “I’m just trying to get with you.”
• “Would be better with you sitting on my face.”
Be afraid, f-bwois. We're coming for you (on Halloween, and every other day).
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