Girl Defaces Flash Car, Owner Gets Perfect Revenge In Ten Minutes Flat
If you're the type of person who'd buy a £250,000 Lamborghini, and you're the type of person who'd buy a £250,000 Lamborghini in bright orange, and you're the type of person who'd buy a £250,000 Lamborghini in bright orange AND park it in the local Mayor's official car space, you're probably an idiot.
Also, you're probably the type of person who'd get upset if some ruffian defaced your possessions while you were busy shopping for diamonds, or something. You're probably this guy.
Following the car's bout of local infamy, an incensed Cheltenham resident took it upon themselves to address the car's owner personally. In what looks like shaving foam. On the bonnet of said car.
Cleverly camouflaged in a rainbow cowboy hat, the perpetrator must have felt sure they'd never get caught. Until the car owner launched an investigation on Facebook, and they found her name and a photo of her writing the message in under ten minutes. Ahh, social media, you beautiful big spoil sport.
In a Facebook post the owner said: ‘Within 10 minutes I have your name and a picture of you doing it .. You dumb c***.. Name is Lauren Bryan… Now you’ll get done for damages and criminal damage/vandalism hope it was worth it.’
Bryan told the Metro: ‘I am no vandal, a cream was used, nothing that would cause any damage in the slightest. The act was standing up for the Mayor, the poor bloke might need to park his car.’
The owner has previously boasted about receiving multiple parking fines, happier to pay off the £40 charge than find a proper space. Can anyone lend us a few (thousand) quid? We're suddenly feeling creatively inspired ourselves...
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