Girl Finds Amazingly Angsty Diary From When She Was Seven
God, don't you just hate Riley? Don't you wish Riley would be publically shamed in a John Tucker Must Die-esque scenario involving thongs and flamethrowers?
No? Oh, you will. Because Twitter user Madie Cardon recently shared her diary extracts from when she was seven - and Riley does not come across well.
And if you thought it couldn't get worse...
The diary is so hilarious it's been retweeted over 21,000 times.
found my diary from when I was 7 I'm dying😂😂💀 pic.twitter.com/M57wJhsmFd
— мadie (@madiecardon) May 16, 2016
The real issue here is that she was seven in 2008, though. Like, she was born in 2001. And now she's 15. Which makes no sense. Because 1996 was ten years ago, wasn't it?
Wasn't it? Help us.
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