Girl Follows Book's Advice On How To Chat Up Boys And Fails Miserably
Politically incorrect books. We love 'em. From children's books that really should not exist in this universe or ever, to the rather questionable tale of Mr. Pink-Whistle Interferes, to Dr. Seuss books reimagined in terrifying new guises, we've taken you through the highs and lows of hilarious literature.
'A (Smart) Girl's Guide To Boys: Surviving Crushes, Staying True To Yourself And Other Stuff' is one such book. Well-intentioned it might be (and we don't like to judge a book by its cover), but open it and oh, yep, there's the patronising dross we expected.
Among sparkling gems of advice dished out to pre-pubescents such as, "a crush lets you try on all kinds of new feelings, sort of like going into a store and trying on all the clothes without having to buy them", is this:
Which Imgur user Doyousellfreezepopshere decided to try out IRL (presumably she'd been unable to stop staring at boys, slack-jawed, until this very moment). She drew inspiration from the infinite wisdom of this particular page:
And of course, saw immediate and sparkling results:
A round of applause for Doyousellfreezepopshere (and her excellent Imgur name), please, people. And Zach. He deserves one too.
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