Girl Writes Holiday Rulebook For Her Boyfriend, He Reacts Accordingly
You're 18 years old. You've managed to tie down another human being for so many consecutive hours that they willingly call you bae.
You have been to McDonald's as A Couple. You have been to the cinema as A Couple. You have Netflix and chilled as A Couple.
But now they are going on holiday. ALONE.
What's a paranoid person to do? Behave extra nicely in the week preceding the trip so their other half remembers what a perfect human they have attached themselves to, eliminating any thoughts of straying while separated? No.
Write them an actual, paper, IRL rulebook.
That's what Whitney did, anyway. She wrote a 10-point fucking rulebook.
With cool catchphrases.
And just a couple of thinly-veiled threats.
Who wouldn't react well to that, eh? Who *wouldn't* get the (very clear, bullet-pointed) message? Well, um, Kieran, actually:
He's in Magaluf as we speak, keeping a now captive audience up to date on his kerayzee holiday exploits. The list didn't say anything about monkeys, right?
All aboard the banter bus, we have a feeling this'll be a hell of a ride.
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