Google Autocomplete Sums Up The Difference Between Boyfriends And Girlfriends
There's no better way to delve into the deepest, darkest enclaves of a person's soul than by peeking at their internet search history.
After all, they're not just endless catalogues of kinks. Search histories reveal our hopes, fears, anxieties and priorities. They're human cheat sheets that any psychologist would pay good money for.
And they also reveal a lot about the differences between men and women - as shown by this Google AutoComplete from Reddit user xMeta4x which has been doing the rounds today.
There's one lesson and one lesson only that can be taken from this: guys desperately want their girlfriends to be bald, but they just don't know how to tell them.
So, if any kind-hearted girlfriends are reading this right now: save him the trouble by shaving every strand of hair off your head, including eyebrows just to be sure. He'll love it - we promise.
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