Guy Leaves Brutally Honest Note Behind After Crashing Into Car
We've all done it. A little scrape across someone's bumper in the car park at Tesco's, such was the rush to grab a lasagne sandwich (since Azealia Banks so kindly jumped on the #BritishSandwichWeek promo hype we cannot stop the cravings).
It's usual procedure to burst into a tears, a hot sweat, or flames if you're really unlucky, then write an apologetic note stating your details - or run, screaming, if you're that particular type of asshole.
Enter this douchebag (who we kind of admire, in a weird way):
Not even mad about the scratches lmfao.....Hands down the funniest thing that has ever happened to me only in NewB 😭 pic.twitter.com/Mc3WD6P12H
— Tcalloww (@TCalloww) May 5, 2016
If you can't make out the writing, it says: "Yo I hit your car. I'm leaving this note cause [sic] someone's watching. They're still looking... Ok I'm good. My bad n****. Peace out."
Tcalloww didn't even care, though - viral fame was more than enough for this guy: "Hands down the funniest thing that has ever happened to me."
If you say so, dude. You should probably watch our channel more.
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